This week we are trying to avoid getting forest-snatched AND trying to avoid team-building conferences while we discuss “Detour”! There's a lot to avoid. We’re talking Skinner hobnobbing at team-building conferences, Mulder’s determination to make this an X-File if it kills him, Scully risking her life for snacks, flirting on a log (log-flirting? No, probably not that), how the tree people can’t get enough of MSR, and the Boo Crew building their tower of furniture. We advocate for the return of Scully’s puffy jacket, make fun of Mulder’s pronunciation of “conquistador”, determine that there can only be one “Rent” joke per episode, point out the definite marriage behavior in this episode, and wonder how Scully did not notice she was getting a lift from a tree-person. SCULLAY!!!

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