This week we are beset by visions of our dead family members while we discuss “Christmas Carol”! We’re talking Boy Detective’s real chemistry with Scully, Scully’s laser eyes pointed at this baby the whole episode, the best anime glasses scene transition to date, sad Christmas vibes, and have an extremely heated debate over Bill Jr. We spend so much time talking about Mulder’s absolutely insane pirate-themed durag. Like, at least 5 times the amount of time it was actually on-screen, which I guess makes us the monsters of this week. In our defense, it’s wild. There are strange fetus balloon decorations, Scully makes grabby hands at a baby, and again, there is no Charlie in sight. Not even in the flashbacks. What gives, Chris Carter et al?

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