This week we are trying to save our alien daughter (but not that hard…) while we discuss “Emily”! We’re talking Gillian Anderson getting sand-blasted on set, Mulder negging Scully’s baby, miracles that were never meant to be, Emily growing one singular man arm, Donkey Kong Scully, and wonder where the propellor hat is on this alien baby? We spend a lot of time hating on this episode (sorry to all the “Emily” stans) because this show sure loves inserting forcible impregnation into the plot whenever they can and we do not care for it, we circle back on how on-the-nose Amanda’s predictions were, we demand to know why Tara’s new baby is not called William too, and laugh at Mulder slapping and kicking some guy around the room. We leave you with one of Scully’s most iconic lines from this episode: I’m your mommy now.

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