This week we are being dragged into muddy traps by tree roots while we discuss “Schizogeny”! We’re talking inhaling mud like a siphon, our new beloved Orchard Freak, what a shame it is that kids these days are too busy on their phones to share their cellar milk with corpses, the return of We’re Done Here (!!!), how horrible it is that there is no David Duchovny “Got Milk?” poster, and really puzzle over what exactly happened in this episode. We’re talking about how if you didn’t die you didn’t drown, Naruto teen running, Mulder canonically being a freak on gravestones, and desperately Ctrl+F for women writers. Also: Bobby isn’t the stepson, he’s the son that stepped up.

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