This week we are hunting for bodybuilder aliens in nuclear reactors while we discuss “The Beginning”! We’re talking the show entering its LA Era, try to come up with a name for Spender and Fowley’s Bargain Bin Boo Crew, Mulder itemizing his trip to Antarctica (because of course he would), how absurd it is that Scully is still this much of a skeptic in Season 6, and how Mulder is like Medusa: Stare into his puppy-dog eyes and you will ruin your career. We’re talking how Skinner is on thin ice this week, how it’s not right to see Mulder and Scully in direct sunlight, how Mulder and Fowley love jogging along like gazelles, how the nuclear reactor gets an OSHA exception for vibes, how Spender is not capable of being the guy, how poor Gibson and this alien need to run away together ET-style, and we wonder who the heck this Kersh guy is. Also: I guess we’re all part extraterrestrial now?!

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