This week we are trying to prevent an imminent alien invasion while we discuss “Two Fathers”! We’re talking Hazmat suits with assless chaps, the Boo Crew flirting on the basketball court, whether or not we’re turning around on Spender, Mulder being the kind of man old ladies fawn over, and the Cigarette Smoking Man being MARRIED?! Cassandra, girl, you can do better! We get worried about the Amish aliens potentially being in danger, whether the Spender family or Mulder family are sadder, Spender being the only person lamer than Krycek, the Cigarette Smoking Man in his Lucille Bluth era, and Skinner joining the team bullying Spender. We also pretend to be shocked that Diana Fowley is in her betrayal era. We do our best.

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