This week we are phasing through walls and tracking down our secret sons while we discuss “Trevor”! We’re talking 1930s-ass prisons, Mulder writing in his middle-school diary, Pinker Rawls: the most convict name in the world, Jackie being the MVP, the horror of Lariat disrespect, and how fun it looks to char words into a wall. We complain about how much the boyfriend sucked, the great special effects, eating candy handcuffs, and get a very exciting drop-in interview that will shock the world. At heart, we all wish we could karate chop objects in half, so who’s the real villain in this story?

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