This week we are writing long, purple monologues about our neighbors while we discuss “Milagro”! We’re talking our love for John Hawkes, the return of the evidence-disposal furnace, whether or not we can take a man in a hoodie seriously, and most importantly of all, MULDER NEIGHBOR LORE. We’ve been waiting, we’ve been asking, and finally, we get to receive. We yell at Scully to run far, far away approximately two dozen times in this episode, get really excited about Ken Naciamento, the Brazilian psychic surgeon and most interesting man in the world (to us), Mulder and Padgett’s Cyclops-esque battle of the puppy dog eyes, and wonder whether we’re into all this Scully/Reader self-insert fanfiction. The jury is out. Eat your heart out, Philip Padgett.

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