This week we are discovering alien spacecraft off of the West African coast while we discuss “Biogenesis”! We’re talking the excitement of new locations in Skinner’s office but the sadness of them being used for betrayal, our beloved Pointing Group, whether Mulder is getting alien visions or they’re still being digested by mushrooms, the return of Chuck: King of Digital Images and how our Chuck hatred may be as fickle as Diana’s loyalty, and the possibility of Skinner and Fowley being best friends. Hear us out, they’re both bad bitches, they can make it work! We introduce our new favorite character Zardoz the Orc General, wonder why only coworkers ever visit these people in the hospital, admire Diana’s biceps, and get very excited about the return of Alfred: Father of Normal Hosteen! We miss him every day of our lives. Normal Hosteen, that is.

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