This week we are getting body-swapped outside of Area 51 while we discuss “Dreamland I”! We’re talking Mulder’s military-arrest punch card, Discount Discount Spender, how we’re a little disappointed that Mulder and Scully didn’t swap bodies, how Area 51 is surprisingly lame and boring, and Morris Fletcher: Feminist Ally. We support Scully in killing Fletcher (she can do whatever she has to do!), brush up on our choreography for the Duck Soup-inspired mirror dance, discover that Scully refuses to show her badge to Mulder, talk about how much Kersh loves chewing them out, and how sad it is that Mulder has to cover up evidence this week. That and fire are his trauma!

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