This week we are exploring a haunted mansion while we discuss “How the Ghosts Stole Christmas”! We’re talking how Scully would NOT still be shopping on Christmas Eve, ghost relationship goals, how haunted houses are just a spawn point for Mulder, Mulder and Scully getting Sims-ed, how no woman has ever been as stressed out as Scully is, how hurtful it is that Mulder didn’t get invited to Christmas, and Mulder stealing Scully’s car keys. We explore Tara Scully and her freak-ass Christmas habits, cheer on stars of the silver screen Ed Asner and Lily Tomlin, delineate the post-Ghostbusters pre-Mythbusters world we’re living in, and how sad they are dragging themselves bloody across the ground. Remember Robe Wife? We sure do.

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