Sabrina the Teenage Watch

This week we say goodbye to Valerie forever and hello (for the time being) to Dreama, the equally as clumsy and unconfident trainee witch under Sabrina's sketchy magical wing. Also we discuss a new investment opportunity that will literally put TimeShare to shame!

It's been a while Witches but we are back for Season 4, thank you so much for your support & patience whilst we got our lives and arses back in gear!

For our season opener Sabrina turns 18 (wahay), she hangs out with Britney Spears (wahay) and Mr Kraft is no longer Vice Principal (wahay) ... and that's about all the good news as things quickly go from bad to worse ...

We've recently launched our brand new podcast Truncheons & Dragons and we've stuck a cheeky clip at the end of this episode. Follow us on Twitter @TandDPodcast to catch all of our latest episodes (wahay).

Welcome back to Extra Credit, the spinoff podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about something completely different!

Finally, the long awaited retrospective on what was meant to be Melissa Joan Hart's chance to break out of kids TV, but luckily for us (and unfortunately for her) it didn't pan out like that so she graced our screens for a few more seasons!

Caution: This episode contains multiple references to Nazis, Fat Bitches and Animal Cruelty ... and neither of it is brought up by us.

Good grief we're finally here, at the end of our 3rd season! Blimey where has all that time gone, and most importantly where as all this season's narrative arc been!?

Sabrina at long last solves the family secret and unfortunately it's as unfulfilling and flat as we'd feared ... oh well, at least season 4 is better right? ... right?

Thank you to everyone who has taken time out of their busy lives to hear the 3 of us talk about a 20 year old kids show. These past 2 years have been such fun, it's brought the 3 of us closer together and to know that people all over the world are enjoying our show is just so humbling and mind blowing.

Honestly from the bottom of our hearts thank you so much for making this all possible, we'll see you real soon, we promise!

Phil, Chris, Graham x

This week Sabrina takes drastic action to ensure Mr Kraft doesn't become Uncle Kraft, and in doing so she turns the entire Spellman house into the set of a silent blockbuster.

Season 3 also takes a brief, well needed moment to embrace the feels as we see Sabrina & Harvey finally confess their love for each other ... almost makes us forget how much this season has sucked!

This week Sabrina sends her friends & neighbours to sleep and becomes a gosh darn dream dropper!!

The show is also treated to a kick up the arse as we finally FINALLY see this family secret snoozefest come to a no doubt anticlimactic end.

Oh and we're also really serious about our Police chief turned tennis coach itv drama, if anyone wants in to DM us!

This week Sabrina remembers that the season finale is looming and she's done nob all with her family secret board, so she tries to cheat the system and screws herself over ... again!

Do you know why we write things down and type things up? If you can enlighten us then please do get in touch, we can't sleep until we know the truth!!

This week Sabrina discovers the perils & catastrophic inconvenience of Reality TV, whereas Hilda struggles to literally adjust to the show's cleverest joke yet!

If you think our Dinosaur awakening, apocalyptic action drama staring Dwayne Johnson has some legs, then please pitch us your thoughts and get this screenplay into that Hollywood

This week Sabrina smuggles her pen pal Martha into the Mortal Realm, however that sweet, innocent and nervous persona is nothing but a bloody rouse as she's a notorious jewel thief! Insert copyright free DUN DUN DUUUN.

Also Salem relishes in suicidal thoughts ... yay!

This week Sabrina does the one of the few things in this world you should never do ... wake up a grumpy relative. And for her sins the Hilda & Zelda succomb to the mourish slumber of poppies, or perhaps Opium.

Also, Phil & Chris proudly present the most diverse & feminist pleasing episode to date ... that's right Witches, we've got a girl on the show!