This week Sabrina's imagination comes to life when the characters from her Spy Movie English story come to life to blow up the school, all thanks to Hilda's secret magical typewriter.

Is this episode more than just a less enjoyable carbon copy of the far superior 'As Westbridge Turns'? ... SPOILER ALERT: no.

This week the whole cast get sexually charged, throw nipples & orgies around like there's no tomorrow & hang out with history's most prolific, toga wearing sex offender Caligula ... aren't children's sitcoms fascinating.

Plus, in the horrific event of Chris' unexpected and untimely death, let it be known that he predicts Roland will appear once more as a Cherub in Season 4... but can he stay alive to see that (possibly) happen? #prayforchris #thewisestamongstus

Love is in the Westbridgeon air this week as Sabrina is tasked with bringing 2 completely strangers together before Valentines Day, and it just so happens or miserable, single Cousin Marigold is conveniently popping over for a spell.

Also we'd like to know your thoughts on the word "riddled", is it unfit for use in public?

This week Hilda & Zelda hang out with a renegade band of Pirates, whilst Sabrina does everything in her power to hang out with a band of renegade heartthrobs!

We also discus Phil's favourite visual gag of the show so far and mock Graham for his extensive knowledge (and love) for the boys from *NSYNC

Due to a severe technical fault during our original recording, Phil & Graham frantically got back together to discus the show's first real villain, Lucy Kraft. With jokes about domestic abuse & a halfhearted cameo from Jerry Fucking Springer, it was definitely worth exploring for a second time.

If you'd like to donate to the show for our 'New Kit' fund then please visit www.ko-fi.com/sabrinatheteenagewatch and just leave the equivalent of a cup of coffee! Any help would be greatly appreciated xxx

This week Sabrina the selfish, small-minded and quite frankly unsupportive Witch hates Harvey's idea of happiness and future endeavours, so she drowns him in magic cologne that naturally backfires massively!

The boys also chat about pierced genitalia for a little too long, so enjoy it if you can.

Finally, the first episode of 2019 is here! Another year gone but another year to reflect on mistakes made, not in Sabrina's case obviously because she puts hers & Valerie's lives at steak!

Join us for yet another fun filled nostalgia trip complete with fun fact groan tubes and Phil's observational comedy from 1896, topical as always!

Merry Bobunk One & All! It's the 3rd annual Sabrina Christmas adventure, and therefore the 3rd worst Sabrina episode of the show so far!

This week Sabrina the Grinch makes everyone on Planet Earth forget all about Christmas and she must use her (egg)noggin to make everything right once more.

Speaking of egg nogg we three (kings) try it for the first time live on air ... how on earth do you folks drink this stuff on the reg ... nogg!

This week's episode is dedicated to the poor, innocent hedgehog that Graham savagely ran over a while back.

Sabrina dives head first into the shallow end when her prejudicial behaviour causes Harvey's puberty to take a giant leap forward!

We also play everyone's favourite classroom game "Snog, Marry, Avoid" with War, Famine & Crime, what would you choose?

Sup Witches, pull up a synapse and relax inside the comfortable yet dripping (and hazardous) head space of Libby Chessler! Tiny spaceships, Mr Kraft dressed as a polka band leader, tyre themed aftershave, this episode almost has it all!

Oh and we get far too irate trying to figure out what the meaning behind a 'Homecoming Dance' is, so if you do know please help as we're currently refusing to talk to each other!