In this episode our moment of peace is interrupted by our liberators. w/ thanks to Cthulhu, FAKE SPAM lab, Josef Albers, The Command All-Stars, & the FAKE SPAM ensemble.

In this episode we meet an inquisitive farmer.w/ thanks to Cthulhu, FAKE SPAM lab, Josef Albers, The Command All-Stars, & the FAKE SPAM ensemble.

In this episode we find the ground.w/ thanks to Cthulhu, FAKE SPAM lab, & the FAKE SPAM ensemble.

In this episode our clown falls.w/ thanks to Cthulhu, FAKE SPAM lab, & the FAKE SPAM ensemble.

In this episode our clown learns to read.w/ thanks to Cthulhu, FAKE SPAM lab, St. Michael München, & the FAKE SPAM ensemble.*there was a single meme toward the end that I did not have the rights for, oops. that's all, for real.

In this episode Ulysses R. Host reads a pamphlet.w/ thanks to Cthulhu, FAKE SPAM lab, St. Michael München, & the FAKE SPAM ensemble.

In this episode we follow our clown down a path they may live to regret.w/ thanks to Cthulhu, FAKE SPAM lab, St. Michael München, & the FAKE SPAM ensemble.

In this episode we meet U.R. Host and our newly "cracked" clown. w/ thanks to Cthulhu, FAKE SPAM lab, & the FAKE SPAM ensemble.

‘SAD co’ translated by EEBEAUX.

w/ thanks to CTHULU, CTHULHUCHEN, AAPL, and ADBE.

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