Forgive the sports talk, but its been 33 years...

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We discuss whether to hedge our Commanders superbowl bet and we're excited to present a new sponsor! Jonathan is surprised at his wife's opinions on reading and heating. Mark dusts off a book from his shelf, we discover an old Irish folk tune that will make you cry and more...

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Staycations are the worst. Stories of loathing in grocery stores, trains, sidewalks, and at home with your wife. Depravity comes in the form of fork tracks and couch naps. Charles Barkley scorches earth. Kliff Kingsbury is rumored to be leaving the commanders and more....

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Personal space invaded at the Costco wine aisle, blowing up at your family over a spare lighter, someone sabotaging the singing of the 12 days of Christmas, overly-emotional banjo playing and much more... What a great holiday, indeed!

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Do people who avoid conflict have more conflict? Why hasn't Mark watched The Departed? Book recommendations, weekend work emails, a terrible bowl game, Colby Covington's last fight and more...

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Nice bars are a scam? Would you rather be better or worse looking than you think you are? What is the pick-up line for the modern man? These questions will be answered, Johnny Valentine videos will be examined and more...

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An awkward morning encounter reaffirms Jonathan's tendency to avoid people. Mark ponders the meaning of an old Jim Breuer pizza hut commercial. Karens on the move, Triangle of sadness, American Predator, and more...

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Jonathan chooses his casket photo. Mark escapes to the mountains of WV.

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Mark celebrates a minor victory at the top of the show. People continue to disappoint in trains, gyms, and bars. Jonathan found a food item in Costco that altered his level of happiness in Japan. Some NFL talk, the movie Closer, and more...

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Jonathan recaps his trip to Osaka. Mark has a confrontation on a park bench. Talk to you next week on premium!

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