Personal space invaded at the Costco wine aisle, blowing up at your family over a spare lighter, someone sabotaging the singing of the 12 days of Christmas, overly-emotional banjo playing and much more... What a great holiday, indeed!

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Do people who avoid conflict have more conflict? Why hasn't Mark watched The Departed? Book recommendations, weekend work emails, a terrible bowl game, Colby Covington's last fight and more...

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Nice bars are a scam? Would you rather be better or worse looking than you think you are? What is the pick-up line for the modern man? These questions will be answered, Johnny Valentine videos will be examined and more...

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An awkward morning encounter reaffirms Jonathan's tendency to avoid people. Mark ponders the meaning of an old Jim Breuer pizza hut commercial. Karens on the move, Triangle of sadness, American Predator, and more...

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Jonathan chooses his casket photo. Mark escapes to the mountains of WV.

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Mark celebrates a minor victory at the top of the show. People continue to disappoint in trains, gyms, and bars. Jonathan found a food item in Costco that altered his level of happiness in Japan. Some NFL talk, the movie Closer, and more...

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Jonathan recaps his trip to Osaka. Mark has a confrontation on a park bench. Talk to you next week on premium!

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Jonathan is nursing a hangover, Mark is excited about the battle of the beltway.

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A philosophical conversation for the ages. The feud between MMA guru and Nina Drama sparks memories of the Opie and Anthony era and more...

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Mark and Jonathan both feel happiness for the first time in 15 years. This segment is immediately followed by a depressing parent corner.

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