Just kidding! Well, kind of. This episode does not contain time-traveling dogs. However, it DOES contain apple-y knowledge, fun facts about Thyme's best pals, wildlife conservation, and time-traveling conversation! In other words, Sage and Thyme reviewed some of early December's national holidays. What would you dedicate a day to?

Sage and Thyme tackle some history of Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade while discussing how the floats have tackled people, trees, and lampposts. (True story - one woman got into a coma thanks to Cat in the Hat.) From the 1920s to present day, there is no shortage of float fails to go around! How will 2023 fare...? 

Sage and Thyme discuss the less-discussed aspects of Thanksgiving, focusing on Native American perspectives in honor of Native American Heritage Month. Despite the harmful history around Thanksgiving, we should nevertheless take this time to gather with family, count our blessings, and give thanks for what we have - year-round... With a couple of Thanksgiving fails thrown in. (Please don't stuff your turkey with octopus.)

From its grasp on American society to recounting the internet's craziest Black Friday stories, Sage and Thyme are here to discuss 'crazy cash consumerism'. They open up about bad habits they have and also discuss the broken link between materialism and happiness. 

It's November already and that's a bunch of nonsense - so join Sage and Thyme for National Day Nonsense. They reminisce on the month that's passed, look forward to the one that's here, and try to make sense of the myriad national 'holidays' that are upon us, from candy to deep fried clam day.

Sage and Thyme combat the ghouls of crappy internet as they record an episode on the origins of Halloween and other cultural holidays.

Movie time! Sage subjected Thyme to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, while Thyme kindly had Sage watch Monster House (because Sage is a baby). Tune in for bad synopses and to find out how they liked one another's movie recommendations; it was a good time!

In sickness and in health, Sage and Thyme are here for you! Seriously. Thyme has the flu and is still here alongside Sage to dedicate an episode to Breast Cancer Awareness. They review risk factors, symptoms, and treatment routes and research, ending with words of encouragement from those who have or have had breast cancer.

Sage and Thyme fall into Autumn with favorite flavors, fun facts, and a bit of the science behind leaf color changes. And there's always something to celebrate - this week with National Coffee Day and the Chinese Moon Festival!

Sage and Thyme prove they both live under rocks when it comes to the music scene, as they recap some of the 'most notable' moments from the VMA's in this Media Monday. Bongos were not hit, though there IS a hit song called "Bongos". (We can't read.)