Sailor Business

This week, Sailor Venus takes the spotlight, kind of, as we explore the world of little children! Were the animators trying to warm the audience up to little kids because they knew Reeny was coming? Who knows! Perhaps Annie Craton of The Jem Jam can shed some light on the subject? BE STRONG, CHRIS SIMS! YOU CAN DO IT, JORDAN D. WHITE! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries to [email protected]!

The long wait is over! Sailor Business is back, kicking off the 2nd quarter of Sailor Moon by announcing the contest to win the full Sailor Moon manga collection, as donated to us by Kodansha! Listen to the podcast, then send your entries to [email protected]! But first--we're joined for this Cherry Blossom Festival by Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast! Zip up into your sleeping bags and camp out!

FIFTY EPISODES OF SAILOR BUSINESS! That's 1/4 of the way through all of Sailor Moon! Not counting the movies! Or the Musicals! Or the live action show! And what did the awesome creators at the Sailor Moon anime cook up to celebrate their 50th episode? Why a look into the futuristicest of all futuristic technologies: VIRTUAL REALITY! Chris and Jordan are joined once more by Aidan Sullivan for a trip into the future of gaming!

Welcome back, Trash-Piles! That's right, we're back in the world of people treating Usagi like dirt...but could it be because she is immature and not capable of adult relationships? Wait what--who would suggest such a thing?!? Perhaps this week's special guest, Aidan Sullivan, can help shed some light on the subject! All this, plus a talking cat monster, the relevance of blood types...and maybe another song!

Alan and Ann, the ALI-ENS here to sap energy, have decided to take over a movie studio's casting process...because that's the easiest way to get energy, for sure. But the scouts don't have their memories anymore! What will happen??? Chris and Jordan are joined again by Dr. Devon White to help jog the memories of all the listeners and celebrate another person's first episode!

Welcome back, as we enter the next phase of Sailor Business! Now that Queen Beryl is defeated, the show becomes a straight-up teen romance show, right? WRONG! It becomes an ALIEN INVASION! Sort of. If two people count as an invasion. Back to watch the skies with Chris and Jordan is Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) to celebrate the occasion of the first episode she'd ever seen of the show! A great jumping on point! Tell your friends!

So, let's summarize--all the Sailor Scouts except Sailor Moon are dead...and her destined Moon lover has been turned evil. Things are not looking good, even if you didn't know that this was the last episode of Sailor Moon. Sort of. I mean...not really. Anyway, the climactic battle is here, and Jordan, Chris and Juliet Kahn are here to give you the play-by-play! PLUS: another musical bonus from Jordan! I give you the strength to listen on!

It all comes to this! The start of the two-part season finale of Season One of Sailor Moon...which was condensed into one episode by the original American adaptation. In this first part...THE SAILOR SCOUTS DIE! Which would be a spoiler, if it were not the NAME OF THE EPISODE. Mourn along with Jordan, Chris, and the return of our first guest ever, Juliet Kahn! Get ready for sadness!

Another episode with the death of a King of Heaven, let's all say good bye to Kunzite/Malachite as we learn all about the Moon Kingdom! That's right--lots of Jordan and Chris's questions get...answered(?) in this episode...to varying degree of satisfaction. Joined once again by artist Erin Gladstone, we journey back into the past to see the invasion of Earth, and the super important dance that it nearly interrupted!

Holy crap--the Sailor Scouts want to KILL Sailor Moon?!? That's right--if you've watched Moon Animate Make-Up you'll know we're watching the classic "Fractious Friends" episode where Sailor Moon quits/gets fired! Chris and Jordan are joined by artist Erin Gladstone to bicker and yell about bickering an yelling!