Sailor Business

OH MAN--you better STRAP IN because you are in for some PULSE-POUNDING CHESS MATCHES this week! That's right: get your butt down to that cake-looking building called Chess Tower and prepare for the most deadly game of chess since that one Harry Potter movie! We're joined by Emily Capettini for the most awesome chess commentary you've ever listened to! CHECK!

Get ready for Sailor Moon R to take a turn, as the Spectre Sisters enter their final saga! First up, Katsy/Koan takes the spotlight as we get her particular views on love. She really should smoke fewer cigarettes, though. Of course, we bring back Betty Felon to take on this episode as her favorite Black Moon Clanswoman takes on her favorite Sailor Scout!

Get ready for the Mamo-Cycle's debut, as the show takes a turn for the tuxedo, focusing on the male half of the miracle romance: Mamoru Chiba! He could be bounded in a crystal and count himself king of infinite life, were it not that he has bad dreams! Wow, I cannot believe I wrote that. Anyway, we've brought Betty Felon back to the show to delve into Tokyo's Dark Knight...and Usagi's deep emotions! Hop on!

Gather 'round, Trash Piles, and join us once more at the altar of Sailor Moon, here under the great stained glass rabbit with a really wonky leg that looks like it's been broken or something. Technical difficulties cannot stop us from bringing you new episodes...at least not for that long...so Chris and Jordan are back once more with Lissa Pattillo to discuss the big showdown of the ten or maybe eleven warriors! Join Us!

Grab your swimsuits, Sailor Business is hitting the beach yet again--this time, a remote island with just one (luxirious) bungalow on it that happens to be right near a volcanic island of dinosaurs. No big. On their dip into this ocean of madness, Jordan and Chris are joined by Lissa Pattillo to debate this Loch Ness Mess. Prepare for a Vacation Eruption!

You, there, might you be feeling anxious about your life? For an unhappy person like you, this podcast is perfect! Let's have some Sailor Business, and we can both be unhappy!!! And if that doesn't convince you, thankully, the boys have brought Allison Stock back to talk about Avocado people and curry cooking! YUM!

Grab your choice of drink for chugging and strap in--this ones a goody. Are crystals really magic? How do you make angry lesbians? How much liquid can fit in Usagi's stomach? All these questions and more are discussed as the Scouts go to a charm store! Meanwhile, Chris and Jordan are joined by Allison Stock, who brings tales of child vigilantes, funeral ceremonies, and TM Soup. Hurrah!

It's a rainy day, and somehow, you've Karmically wound up here with Sailor Business, completely at random! It was not planned at all. But...if you're sad and longing to go home to your parents, then this episode is for you! Once again, we're joined by Shivaun Hoad to decide how we are happiest, rain or shine. Good times!

Time to get tough, everyone! This week, we all sign up for Protection Aesthetics, the hot new martial arts fitness craze exclusively for incredibly attractive women! That's right, everyone's favorite monster/pervert, Gramps, has a new scheme to get near the ladies...and we all get to watch through little holes in the door. Not to worry, Chris and Jordan are joined by Shivaun Hoad to work their way through this minefield of an episode.

Welcome back to the adventures of everyone's favorite Sailor Scouts--Victoria, Sarah, Blue and the rest! Whether you're a fan of non-stop action or glorious transformations, you're heart will not be unmoved when Blue plans to move to Germany, turning her back on her resposibilities completely! Storyboard artist Cassidy Stone returns to cheer on Chibi-Usa as the scouts are broken apart forever!