Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, it's an episode that's JUST RIGHT for American TV! Usagi and Naru have dreams of being idols in the Cinderella Caravan, but those dreams slowly turn, step-by-step into a Vaudevillian nightmare courtesy of the Dark Kingdom!

In this episode, we talk about teen idols or idoru, Internet shopping, prime-time Japanese TV, the Kansai dialect, and traditional clothing! We also discuss SMAP and AKB48, singing your show's theme song, Usagi's "Peter Parker existence", the sound of 1 million gongs, stupid human tricks, syntax-based comedy, and Will Smith!

NIAGRA FALLS!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, it's *another ANOTHER* episode TOO HOT for American TV! Usagi meets a love-lorn jazz artist who is being pursued by a creature of the night. Can she (and Luna) stop this batwoman before all of Tokyo is bopping to an evil beat?

In this episode, we talk about jazz in Japan, Valentines's Day, the tradition of giving making and giving chocolate, Japanese cream soda, Rain From The Heart, HiFi crystal balls, joining the Misfits, #yomaproblems, wanting to be a grown-up, and girls going crazy for sophisticated jazz!

LUNA IS BEST CAT

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, it's *another* episode TOO HOT for American TV! The Tsukino family is considering adopting a pet, but Shingo is no fan of cats (sorry, Luna). One trip to Pet Store Perfume later, and he's under the control of a sweet-smelling furball and all of Tokyo is next!

In this episode, we talk about pet stores and pet ownership in Japan, Japanese tea and snacks, zoos, and American celebrity commercials, more CalorieMate, child violence, the mysterious Sailor V, stag beetles, Usagi's new power, moving that chanela weight, pre-pubescent Greatest American Hero, being head smart vs. heart smart, and we meet the *real* Mika!

Where's Wallace?

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, we tackle an episode TOO HOT for American TV! Everyone wants to lose weight and even Usagi thinks she's tipping the scales lately. But, when the gang tries out a new gym in town, they risk losing more than just a few pounds!

In this episode, we talk about Japanese gym class uniforms, Clark Kent disguises, CalorieMate, ancient Japanese secret, fancy monsters, 1 pound of sweat = 1 kilogram, Francine and Arthur, boom anime babes (ugh), and manipulating your hero's vanity!

Miss Haruna is the canary in all coal mines!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Not even the radio is safe this week as young girls (and Miss Haruna) succumb to the dulcet tones of J-Dite of Midnight Zero on FM #10! Usagi wishes that she was in love, but her feelings will have to take a back seat to a menace that threatens young lovers over the airwaves!

In this episode, we talk about the Tokyo Tower, loan words in Japanese, reverse weebs, the unthinkable dystopia of Sailor Moon's Tokyo, busting through glass, French pastry, literate cats, and the Disguise Pen!

You are an abominable snowman!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

It's our second episode, and this one was TOO HOT for American TV. We talk about why this episode never made it to the US and the process of localizing manga and anime. There's a new fortune-teller in town, but after seeking her insight, Umino becomes a bit of a bully. Could she be a new youma from the Dark Kingdom? And can Usagi stop playing the new Sailor V video game long enough to stop her?

In this episode, we talk about blood type personalities, the Japanese love of puns, sports comics, and the background of the manga's creator, Naoko Takeuchi!

Cancer! And her name is Usagi!

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Welcome to the birth of a new star in the Just Enough Trope galaxy!

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Each week on Sailor Noob, hosts Mikanhana and Ka1iban talk about the heroic exploits of the Sailor Senshi, as well as the aspects of Japanese culture, clothing, and food seen in the series. Mikanhana is a Japanese language student who lived in Japan for a time; Ka1iban has never seen a single frame of the show. Join us as we Moon Prism Power "make up" each magical episode!

In our first episode, we meet Tsukino Usagi, a 14-year-old eight-grader who is a little bit clumsy and a bit of a crybaby. That's about it. But when she meets a talking cat that gives her a magical brooch, she transforms into the Sailor Warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon! Now what?!

Meanwhile, dark forces are on the prowl, and an innocent jewelry sale becomes the first battlefield in a war for the souls of Tokyo's children. Sailor Moon must battle a monster, her own fears, and a woman with a broken bottle to save the day!

Hey, cat! Bark!

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