Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Chibiusa's friendship with Pegasus is in peril this week when the Dead Moon Circus discovers their connection! Can she resist the temptation of ultimate power or will the curtain fall on the Sailor Senshi?

In this episode, we discuss Teaching in Japan. We also talk about Japanese McGruff, a "very special episode", self-aware villainy, edenic metaphors, the Artist Formerly Known as Chibiusa, climbing out of the sewer, powering through, dream seasoning, cat scientists, Goth Tinkerbell, blue ducks, head-canon ice cream, clean jokes and strip clubs, playing the old hits, and Pegasus is the ET!

IT'S A GUTTER!!!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

The Dead Moon Circus continues its search for Pegasus this week, as Makoto reunites with an old friend. Will the legend of Pegasus continue to inspire, or will it die in darkness?

In this episode, we discuss modern female Japanese novelists, the Akutagawa Prize, and Princess Tenko. We also talk about desperate alliteration, The Stabler, Zirconia Zircon and the Funky Bunch, Ya books!, the new Mimete, oat questions, being chock full of dreams, refusing to yadda, a junior moment, Rei is the Makoto, circus similies, male soaplands, being stuck on Tar, and breasts and eggs!

I want to kick you in the back!

CW: suicide, eating disorders, child abuse

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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!

Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.

This week, we're talking about record snow falls in Japan, the life and career of Leiji Matsumoto, a "puzzling" translation dilemma, and getting some "help" with your publishing!

Ragnarok is upon us!

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

A new face appears in Azubu-Juban as well as a new mystery! When an innocent woman of God is targeted by the Dead Moon Circus, she'll need Sailor Moon and the Senshi to be her savior!

In this episode, we discuss nuns in japan, "pinku" films, Choco Pie, and kigurumi. We also talk about seeing "signs of spring", thoughts about hot nuns, Jane Austen's Mafia, the claw slap, naves and narthexes, "Watashi wa watashi!", 2 Corinthians, Sister Mary Pusha-T, Gethsemane vs Golgotha, The Plush Maker, cutting judiciously, "No kill, Jupiter!", "Scrappying it", Satan and T3, ninja turtle socks, and cat scientists!

Nietzsche confirmed!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Usagi and Mamoru's bond is put to the test this week when a new romantic rival appears! Saori has designs on Usagi's boyfriend, but she'll have to move quick before he's smothered by an inflatable miscreant!

In this episode, we discuss the Shinsengumi, Matsudaira Katamori, the Izu clan, Miburo or the "Wolves of Mibu", Serizawa Kamo, the Ikedaya incident, the Bakumatsu period, and Sakamoto Ryōma. We also talk about missing the monolith, "obvious" jokes, key parties in Japan, researching PolyFinda, the Three's Company anime, toliet umeshu, a butter-and-egg man, Parappa the Rapper, an Addicted to Love situation, "to protect and get served", learning real life lessons in kindergarten, the hippo or the horse, Ronin Squad, ox nuts, the Suns of Anarchy, and leaving all men behind!

Goyo, slimeball!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Sailor Noob comes charging back this week, as the villainy reaches a new low! As our heroes remain blissfully unaware, the Amazon Trio sets a trap to capture Pegasus himself...and Naru Osaka is the bait!

In this episode, we discuss nursing in Japan, the Japanese Red Cross, Florence Nightingale, "cherry boys", "mog mog", and otedama. We also talk about understanding bosses, Pega-SUS, a free-for-all reference orgy, wacky hijinks, questionable '90s films, wanting that "Death Proof" ending, puke noises, banging on a streetlight, Peggy Fleming Syndrome, GERONTOR!, fake Bob Floy, septic tank roses, the Zack Snyder season, chad face Umino, and a farewell to ebbi fri!

We don't have time to deal with wisecracks!

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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!

Shore Leave is our new monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.

This week, we give you an update on what's up with us. Plus, a look at the world of internet curses, and are we alone in the universe?

We're answering the big McRib questions!

Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave!

Shore Leave is our new monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever.

This week, we're talking about financial dishonesty and scandal in the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, and the mythological origin of Pegasus and friends!

You're alright, boy!

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, we take a break from the Dead Moon Saga as we take in three stories from the Sailor Moon universe. First up, a look back at Usagi's journey so far in "A Beautiful Transformation? The Journey and Growth of the Crybaby Usagi"! Then, Haruka and Michiru are back to fight an unnerving menace in "Haruka and Michiru Return: The Ghostly Puppet Play". And finally, Chibi-usa and friends are flirting with in "Chibiusa's Adventure: The Vampire Mansion of Terror"!

In this episode, we discuss the bildungsroman novel and Mori Ogai, "bunraku" or Japanese puppet theatre, and the monsters nure-onna, jiang-chi, and the aswang. We also talk about recapping the recap, stalling a horse, Wilhelm Dilfy, classic ventriloquism bits, finding a Lovecraft, being "butt material", spite reviewing, Fauxmo, vampire housing debates, threesquare, getting your torpor on, Uranus v. aswang, ghost make-up tips, feminine water turmoil, and flowers you can eat!

Game takes no days off!

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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Hearts pound faster this week as Sailor Moon reaches a new level of power! Things are rocky in the Tsukino household, but the family will have to band together if they're going to survive a bombardment by Dokanko!

In this episode, we discuss Japanese onomatopoeia. We also talk about Szechuan tantrums, "turning on the Chibi", lying on your Tindr profile, Youzetaru Brabrakki, the Lemon Killer, firing Bulletgirl, cleaning your cannon, food grudges, the real JT, Mako Moments, Sheen toe, Ribbit Ribbit Johnson, and being hungry, dented and weary!

I NEED MOMMY'S PICKLES!

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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
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