Gaines is excited for his birthday month and Jeff is just excited to shave. The Blues lost last night and everyone on Chris's Twitter is pissed about it. The President and Linda McMahon came to St. Charles yesterday and nothing really happened. Chris's house shook yesterday and he thought it was Air Force One. How do we get more airplanes here? Giamatti had some struggles with the dates this month. Gaines didn't have a cool PE opportunity in high school. Jeff had his own office his senior year of high school and no one thinks it's cool. Gaines wore a white tux to high school graduation. Gaines thinks Russell Wilson should be the MVP. Steve in Wildwood texts in with uncomfortable stories about his shower attendance. Brandon Lang (@RealBrandonLang) joins the show to talk football and betting. 

Ron Funches stops by to chat before a weekend of shows at Helium Comedy Club. Ron chats about his love for pro wrestling, his affinity for his feature comic tour buddy, why food is so great, and how he's enjoyed success on tv. ENJOY!

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Should the Cardinals trade for Gary Gaetti? Trump is coming to town today. Mike Lee calls in to say hello. Matt Lauer got fired by NBC News today.  The bar is lower for elected officials than for entertainers and it seems ridiculous. These situations are extremely difficult to parse but there has to be some attempt. Travis doesn't want to draw the lines between these situations and it's impossible to tell women that they should have to. The work by the Post this week identifying the Project Veritas liar should be definitive proof of the veracity of the rest of the stories. Probably time for men to step back and shut up and let the women run America. MLS released their list of finalist cities and St. Louis is not on it. Should we have bought bitcoins a long time ago? Hannibal Burress has sparked a global revolution, though you shouldn't record comedians' sets on your phone. NFL owners are contributing $100M to social justice causes in order to pacify their players. Fair or Foul closes the show as always.

The banged up Ducks are in town to take on the Blues, and Brad and Jeff take you through everything you need to know to get ready for tonight's game. 

The developments in the Stanton situation yesterday are pretty interesting, since it looks like the Marlins may be strong arming him out the door. No-trade clauses are agreements which go both directions, so it's hard to fault Stanton for being frustrated. Patrik Berglund is going to be back for the Blues tonight against the Ducks and adds a lot to the lineup. Paul Kariya meant a ton to people who grew up watching hockey in the 90s. NBC fired Matt Lauer overnight and we're at a serious moment of reckoning. Breaking down the cities that may or may not be ahead St. Louis to get an NBA team. 

Gaines and Travis have disagreements over who gets to say Happy Wednesday. Is "Ning" a pejorative term for "Lightning?" Aqib Talib and Michael Crabtree are getting after it and Adam Schefter is turning into Jerry Seinfeld. Travis is here to hold LeBron accountable for his language and Gaines says that should be against the rules. Why hasn't Trump gone after LeBron? Dr. Ed is here to educate us all on the animal kingdom. Chris's dog now has a cheetah backside. Travis is having full-fledged conversations with Nova and wants to know if it's helping his mental health. What the hell is the deal with dog shows? Could you tell a show dog from a regular dog? Gaines is asking the hard questions about where a giraffe would wear a tie. Travis is going to try to stump Dr. Ed with animal trivia. Dr. Ed is capable of performing Tommy John surgery on rats. 

It's Mariah Carey singing season so Travis is putting a little extra juice on his jingles. The Giants are putting Eli Manning on the bench and it's bizarre. Joined by Kevin Allen (@ByKevinAllen) of USA Today to talk about what's going on in the NHL. Travis can't believe the Vegas Flu is a real thing. The Infinity War trailer dropped and Travis is going crazy. Gaines wants to get back to the Eli Manning haterade. Gaines is frustrated by a legend being thrown under the bus to save a GM and a coach. Chris has a list of teams that could use Eli Manning and it's obviously the Jags and maybe the Broncos. The Giancarlo ultimatum is coming down. The Marlins are shedding money no matter what. Gaines thinks it's 50% likely the Cardinals have a Marlins outfielder on their team next year. Harold Reynolds thinks the Cardinals should be pitching visiting ballparks to Stanton. Gaines hates St. Louis. 

Bryan and John drop by to discuss their upcoming shows. El Monstero has become a HUGE success in the STL music scene as well as the midwest. They cover the music of Pink Floyd. Enjoy!

Darlene Green has been told by a judge that she must sign the financing agreement for Scottrade Center. Travis is waiting for technology to catch up to grow out his hair. Is Fear The Walking Dead a prequel? Nobody knows. Jeff watched Get Out yesterday with the Wikipedia page open and Chris is happy he picked up on the foreshadowing. Jeff doesn't have the strength to walk away from Allison Williams. The Gotham Awards were last night and awards season is officially underway. There's a really exciting conversation about loaf pans. People with kids don't get to see movies anymore. Rotten Tomatoes is a front for the super apologetic left. Jeff was a huge lame Star Wars nerd. Lady Bird is about a white girl in high school. Did we need more of that? Chris always loved The Lord of the Rings. Travis thinks Clay Travis is a hypocrite and he's right. Chris is back at Rotten Tomatoes and has some thoughts on Movie Turkeys. Chris was incapable of pronouncing the word "Armageddon." Cheers still holds up.

Travis is already convinced that it's an A+ Tuesday. There may not be a black Elf on the Shelf. Grammy nominations are out and Chris is not a fan of Despacito. Travis thinks Josh Groban is a good one. How do we feel about the neighbor getting the lawn together at 7 on a Tuesday? Travis is regretting chicken being burnt. Travis isn't OK with the text line being used for birthday greetings. Angela Lansbury, it turns out, is still alive. Travis and Jeff were really sure Wilford Brimley died and he did not. Chris's brother is coming in town this weekend and wants to know where to watch the Rams game. We aren't very good at the Dead Or Alive game. The Title IX investigation at SLU is continuing to drag on without an end in sight. Can you say "break a leg" to Pascal before a Blues game? Travis doesn't know who the best team in the NFC is and is afraid it may be the Rams. Jeff was a kept man. It's a deep, dark hole to go down, but Travis wants to try it out. Fair or Foul ends the show as always.