Travis is still missing. Listener theories suggest he is still fighting off a hawk attack or might have been dealt from one show to another. Matt Whitener, “Saint Louis Live!” correspondent and Yardbarker writer, stops by to digest the non-waiver trade deadline maneuvering by the Cardinals and the other MLB teams. Brenden Schaeffer, KMOV baseball scribe, joins the program to discuss a variety of Cards related topics while also touching on proper hair care.

After successfully defeating a hawk, Travis finally makes it to work. Gardner is beaming following the official release of his #CartBlanche t-shirts on the By Jack website. Whitener wonders if TT was late to the office as a form of protest. Travis attempts to … “Make It Racist.” Jamie Krock wins #FairOrFoul.

Chris, Gardner and Truckie-B are all in-studio with Travis running late due to a sustained hawk attack. Dr. Ed Migneco, Hillside Animal Hospital veterinarian, drops by for his weekly chat about your pets while also detailing his vacation to Peru and playing a game of “Dogs on Film” to boot. Dr. Ed asks Gardner to provide a hot take on the Cardinals trade of Tommy Pham to the Rays.

Travis once again extolls the virtues of NBA star LeBron James for personally opening an elementary school for at-risk kids. Jeff Maysh, writer and journalist, joins the program to detail his stunning story in “The Daily Beast” about an ex-cop who rigged the McDonald’s Monopoly game. Gardner documents an unbelievable tale he researched surrounding the “Great Flood of 1993.” BREAKING NEWS: The Cardinals trade outfielder Tommy Pham to the Rays for three minor league prospects. Cankles wins #FairOrFoul.

Matt Whitener, “Saint Louis Live!” correspondent and Yardbarker writer, joins the show to discuss a variety of Cardinals related topics and rumors swirling around the MLB non-waiver trade deadline. Is Leslie Cockburn or Denver Riggleman a better name? How do white people find “Black Twitter” and participate in the fun? Travis provides an update on the results of a Title IX investigation of former Mizzou guard Terrence Phillips. TT isn’t pleased with some “woke” liberals.

Chris, Travis, Gardner and Truckie-B are all in-studio. Travis is unhappy the Cardinals won last night since he doesn’t want the #BFIB to have false postseason aspirations. TT hopes the Cards trade for the reportedly available Bryce Harper despite his previous stated stance on the Redbirds direction. Gardner is confused by Trav’s wishes. The crew engages in a lively debate about Jeff Luhnow and the Astros dealing for suspended pitcher Roberto Osuna who has been accused of domestic violence. Travis is upset at a lot of different people in this particular situation.

Travis once again attempts to defend himself for going to the Chris Brown concert. A conversation on dealing with old offensive tweets, homophobia, racism and Papa John breaks out. TT feels bad and begins issuing apologies to everyone. Trav is pleased the Obamas seem to be enjoying life outside of the White House. TT’s Pink Eye wins #FairOrFoul.

Jeff Jones, “Saint Louis Live!” correspondent, joins the show to discuss a number of Cardinals related topics while also revealing he saw Jennifer Lopez at Busch Stadium last night. Would alien, Bigfoot, dinosaur or ghost erotica “perch” you most? Are Lime scooters in our town fair or foul? Travis details the sordid story of a scam run through McDonald’s popular Monopoly game.

Chris, Travis, Gardner and Truckie-B are all in-studio. The crew calls out Travis for attending a Chris Brown concert despite Breezy’s domestic violence history. A lively debate ensues. TT is happy the Cardinals didn’t sweep the Cubs so as not to give the fan base hope about making the playoffs. The crew likes the Cards moves to “reshape” the bullpen while also tinkering in other areas of the roster (portfolio). Gardner suggests John Mozeliak revert back to “old school” Mo and undergo a makeover.

Chris, Travis, Gardner and Truckie-B kick off the final hour with TT lamenting how tired he is this morning. Trav struggles mightily to read the “Sentence of the Week” yet again. The kids opine on a bunch of random topics involving entertainment and sports news. Comic Chris Porter drops by for a fun chat about his Kansas City, MO roots while also previewing his appearances at Helium Comedy Club. The Black Sheep wins #FairOrFoul.