Chris and Gardner are in-studio with Travis running just a tad late. Gardner reveals he recently learned you can’t get wet right after a spray tan. Chris divulges a bear was sighted in Wright City yesterday. Gardsy believes the apex predators are planning to attack his family in O’Fallon. The Cardinals blank the Indians 4-0 despite a Greg Garcia surrender bunt in the first inning. Garcia’s capitulation wasn’t a noble moment, but the overall result was proud one. The guys wonder how much it will take to acquire Orioles slugger Manny Machado via trade.

In a surprising move, former Missouri Secretary of State Jason Kander (D) is entering the Kansas City mayoral election. Travis is shocked since Kander had growing momentum to make a run for president. Trav struggles to read the “Sentence of the Week” from last Friday. TT is heartbroken after his father did NOT select him for 3-on-3 pickup basketball over the weekend. The crew reacts to Sarah Huckabee Sanders being refused service at a Kentucky restaurant based on “moral conviction.” Black Sheep wins #FairOrFoul.

“Saint Louis Live!” correspondent Jeff Jones joins the show to discuss the Blues offseason maneuvering and a number of Cardinals related topics as well. Chris reveals the current betting odds for the NBA Rookie of the Year Award which includes MPJ’s chances. The group takes a rather circuitous route to detailing regality of the BET Awards. Travis attempts to defend the way he talks on the phone with people of a certain race.

Chris, Travis and Gardner are all in-studio. The Cardinals somehow split a four-game series against the Brewers after dropping the first two matchups. Chris wonders what Cards general manager Mike Girsch does on a daily basis. Gardner believes the Redbirds are teasing us like strippers. Carlos Martinez says he saw a ghost in his Milwaukee hotel room. The supernatural sighting likely impacted C-Mart’s most recent start in a negative manner. Gardsy is convinced he was once sexually assaulted by a succubus and then goes on to detail his time at local radio producer Brian Hoffman’s wedding. Travis emphatically states he will still root for ex-Mizzou hoops star Michael Porter Jr. despite him being drafted by Enos Stanley Kroenke’s Nuggets franchise.

Tony Rock joins to talk about growing up in New York, how to spot trouble, why he puts all the info out on the table first, and what its like to be from such a creative family. Tony is in town doing stand up at Helium Comedy Club, check him out!

Chris, Travis and Gardner kick off the second hour detailing the back injury Cubs closer Brandon Morrow acquired while taking off his pants. Jeff Jones, “Saint Louis Live!” correspondent, drops by to discuss a variety of Cardinals related topics while also taking a deep dive into the NHL offseason. Also, holograms come up in the conversation.

Chris, Travis and Gardner begin the third hour wondering if being killed by certain animals would be considered noble. Former Mizzou hoops star Michael Porter Jr. signs a shoe deal with Hov and Puma. An NBA team pulled a very questionable hoax on draft prospect Kevin Knox. Travis rants about President Trump’s “previous” policy of separating families at the border. TT’s Pink Eye wins #FairOrFoul.

Chris, Travis, Gardner are all in-studio with Chris Cyr hanging out for the first hour of the show as well. Gardner reveals he finally tried the Hardee’s Monster Thickburger. Travis is still laughing at a video demonstrating the effect of a yapping dog on a crocodile. The guys have bears in their sights during a game of “Target Practice.” The Phillie Phanatic is in a bit of hot water after injuring a fan with a flying hot dog at Citizens Bank Park. The Cardinals drop another one-run game to the Phillies. Canada will become the second nation in the world to legalize marijuana. When will the U.S. permit the use of ganja without fear of prosecution?

Chris, Travis and Gardner kick off the third hour wondering who will replace Kelly Chase in the Blues radio broadcast booth. Apparently, former Mizzou hoops star Michael Porter Jr. loves him some MPJ. Seth MacFarlane, Judd Apatow and other Fox talent slam Fox News’ border coverage. Travis declares nobody wants to see actor John Travolta play the role of John Gotti in a movie. Trav struggles to read a “Sentence of the Week” that was missed last Friday. Cankles wins #FairOrFoul.

Dan Zarlenga, Missouri Department of Conservation spokesperson, joins the show to discuss the recent uptick in publicized bear sightings near the St. Louis area. Chris asks the group which STL municipality would freak out the most if a bear were discovered within its borders. If musical artists Michael McDonald and T-Pain decide to collaborate at Loufest, which McDonald styling should the duo sample? Even with Dr. Ed out of town, the crew plays a traditional Wednesday game of “Dogs on Film.”