In this episode, we rant about

Weiner is at it again: http://tinyurl.com/mxm8j3uIdiot gets convicted after tattooing crime scene on chest: http://tinyurl.com/knoufgg Man accidentally turns himself in for child porn: http://tinyurl.com/l9g3h7v Homecoming queen campaigner wants Nirvana to do a video: http://tinyurl.com/nuxjwzm Man pushes one legged man off of scooter: http://tinyurl.com/mjzz2oyIndia mistakes planets for drones: http://tinyurl.com/obfmq42

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Opening song: Sail (Unlimited Gravity Dubstep Remix)by AWOLNATIONiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/sail-unlimited-gravity-remix/id515068637?i=515068804

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In this episode, we rant about

$120 Kanye shirt sells out: http://tinyurl.com/kufjyl6 Bauhaus coffee shop moving upsets patrons: http://tinyurl.com/k4j6oy6 Arrest order issued for Ric Flair: http://tinyurl.com/ldjvygb Pizzeria owner accused of jerkin' in the office: http://tinyurl.com/mzfvmme Woman uses baby as human shield: http://tinyurl.com/ke62mb5 Runner caught pooping in man's yard: http://tinyurl.com/oreyzk8 Unemployed man rejects job because of hat: http://tinyurl.com/km9tjzrSex offender claims his pants "fell down": http://tinyurl.com/l4fwdz9 Man tries to hide cocaine by eating it: http://tinyurl.com/mtjlp7l Mets screw up event for Native Americans: http://tinyurl.com/pxpgdmb

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In this episode, we rant about these stories:

Lululemon says see through pants being worn too small: http://tinyurl.com/nyxfek7Man destroys expensive comics for sculpture: http://tinyurl.com/oslhcvb Naked girl distracts person, home is robbed: http://tinyurl.com/k58luuu Man crashes 8 year old's birthday party: http://tinyurl.com/k3ev7hk Man caught masturbating on his bike: http://tinyurl.com/qamyyh3 Man caught having sex with pool raft: http://tinyurl.com/nx38tc5 Accused voyeur hid camera to spy on daughter: http://tinyurl.com/mm2e9te Ice cream truck driver arrested for DWI: http://tinyurl.com/ny6tklc Target issues racist document: http://tinyurl.com/mz92h2a Sink-urinal: http://tinyurl.com/p7fvbbc

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New Episode! Salty Language 102. In this episode, we rant about Dennis Rodman wants a Nobel Prize, testicles have taste receptors, gamma ray burst in 8th century, head transplants, man throws a spear at a car, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Jet Black by JawbreakerBreak Song: Want by JawbreakeriTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jawbreaker/id3531786

Story links:

Rodman wants Nobel Peace Prize: http://tinyurl.com/kz9ua5kTesticle taste receptors: http://tinyurl.com/p2peft2 Gamma ray burst in 8th century: http://tinyurl.com/b7mapfp Head transplants: http://tinyurl.com/k5a7ufp Man throws spear at car: http://tinyurl.com/k68p2kv

In this episode, we rant about A man overdosing on cheddar biscuits, Endless Ions, Theft stopped because old man took too long, 25 bike cops stop a couple banging, voice mail, we have beef with another podcast, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: So Far Away by Teenage BottlerocketiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/so-far-away/id56425389?i=56425387

Episode links:

Man in coma after overdosing on cheddar biscuits: http://tinyurl.com/kvjjqmn Endless Ions: http://tinyurl.com/pvdj39c Theft stopped because old man took too long: http://tinyurl.com/nhspj4s 25 bike cops catch couple banging: http://tinyurl.com/ofsj3qt

Site of the week: efukt.com

This is our 100th episode, so we switch it up and talk almost exclusively science stuff! We sprinkle in some calcufacts, and we also discuss taking a narcissism test!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: A Certain Romance by Arctic MonkeysiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-certain-romance/id121522402?i=121522387

Episode links:

Update on Xbox One: http://i.imgur.com/MLPe57O.pngFingertip regrowth: http://tinyurl.com/l3p683u Most distant exoplanet: http://tinyurl.com/lbzhnpd Variable star: http://tinyurl.com/kwnqn6u Comet factory: http://tinyurl.com/lbdhu5v Strengthening the Big Bang Theory: http://tinyurl.com/kkedgsh MIT student develops tech to coach people with social awkwardness: http://tinyurl.com/m6gbtcw Scientists use math to kill cancer: http://tinyurl.com/l3kyywz Scientists think they've found why cancer spreads: http://tinyurl.com/kc66992 Site of the week: calculator.com Narcissism test: http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/narcissistic.htm

In this episode, we rant about a lot of stuff, so we cut down the news this week. We talked about the Xbox One vs. PS4, people who use Twitter or Facebook are narcissists, man stabs his brother over mac-n-cheese and beer spillage, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song:Surrender by Less Than JakeiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/surrender/id1420810?i=1420796

Episode Links:

Facebook and Twitter are magnets for narcissists: http://tinyurl.com/lwzvyvq

Stabbing over mac-n-cheese and spilled beer: http://tinyurl.com/kzacq46

In this episode, we rant about a kid interrogated for 2 hours over toy gun, religious fundamentalism a curable "mental disease", teen DQ'ed for entering too many science competitions, meth lab stopped on AFB property, sex toy thief, teen turned away from prom for too much cleavage and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Black Dog by Led ZeppeliniTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/black-dog/id580708175?i=580708177

Episode links: 5 year old wets himself during 2 hour school interrogation: http://tinyurl.com/k2jkscr Religious fundamentalism a curable "mental disease": http://tinyurl.com/jvtg37n Teens that builds nuclear reactor DQ'ed from competition: http://tinyurl.com/mptm6uq Meth lab stopped on AFB property: http://tinyurl.com/k9fwt7g Sex toy thief: http://tinyurl.com/lywrydyTeen turned away from prom for big ol tittays: http://tinyurl.com/m356h92

In this episode, we rant about a mother/daughter porn duo, AK-47 used in argument about rabbits, man drives drunk while having sex, Chinese baby stuck in sewer, high school teacher tells students about 5th ammendment, Al-Qaida fires troublesome employee, Papa John's employee racist voicemail, a Site of the Week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Diner Song by State RadioiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/diner-song/id395631930?i=395631957

Story links:

Mother /Daughter porn duo: http://tinyurl.com/oyots4z AK-47 in argument about rabbits: http://tinyurl.com/m5h7luq Man drives drunk while having sex: http://tinyurl.com/nzgbsr5 Chinese baby in sewage: http://tinyurl.com/nb7lskz High school teacher tells students about 5th amendment: http://tinyurl.com/ooazbkl Al-Qaida fires troublesome employee: http://tinyurl.com/pa43goe Papa John's racist voicemail: http://tinyurl.com/jwypr7h

Site of the week:http://www.somethingstore.com/

In this episode, we rant about a woman that has part of her skull stored in her abdomen, NASA funds 3-D food printer, woman dies-gives birth-comes back to life, Spain's flawed subs, woman claims she's too attractive to work, mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop Tarts, Christopher Lee makes a Metal album, man's last minute date invite and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song:Clear The Air by Off With Their HeadsiTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/p3sfj8u

Episode links:

Woman has brain surgery, piece of skull stored in abdomen: http://tinyurl.com/9qupbkc NASA funds 3-D food printer: http://tinyurl.com/n6ablz7 Woman dies, gives birth, then comes back to life: http://tinyurl.com/pvkd3me Spain spent $680 million on sub that sinks: http://tinyurl.com/p44hu4c Woman claims she's "Too attractive to work": http://tinyurl.com/p2bv6xl Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop Tarts: http://tinyurl.com/pj2flgu Christopher Lee releases Metal album: http://tinyurl.com/ovwwmc7 Man's last minute wedding date invite: http://tinyurl.com/pm52o7b