In this episode, we rant about a woman that tried to escape on Power Wheels, knife found in birthday cake, robbery stopped with hot coffee, mom duct tapes son's face, man tries to steal PBR and claims it's his genitals, woman had loaded revolver in her vagina, woman tries to sell vhs porn tapes door to door, man tells police "I love cocaine", woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer, hot turtle sex and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Universe by Punchline

Episode links:

Woman tries to escape on Power Wheels: http://tinyurl.com/av58x5c Knife found in birthday cake: http://tinyurl.com/chzteyc Robbery stopped with hot coffee: http://tinyurl.com/a8jern2 Mom duct tapes son's face: http://tinyurl.com/b6p2wsv Man tries to steal PBR, claims it's his genitals: http://tinyurl.com/a7yqbzu Woman had loaded revolver in her vagina: http://tinyurl.com/b5fkwlv Woman tries to sell VHS porn door to door: http://tinyurl.com/clk77lf Man tells police "I love cocaine": http://tinyurl.com/ae3gfcy Woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer: http://tinyurl.com/at8ddp5 Hot turtle sex: http://tinyurl.com/ajebkbz

In this episode, we rant about a semen fridge, an odd bike accident, Rodman as a diplomat?, Obama's nerd gaffe, frat boys raise mony for transgender member, teacher's stupid prank, Li'l Poopy, woman hides a needle in her anus, couple has sex on corpses they killed, man throws hammers and has a great mug shot, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song You Are(The Government) by Bad ReligionEpisode links:

Semen Fridge: http://tinyurl.com/buxgvelBike Accident: http://tinyurl.com/a5d9o7n Rodman loves Kim Jong Un: http://tinyurl.com/b9wfhep Obama combines Star Wars/Star Trek: http://tinyurl.com/bxvgfwz Frat boys raise money for a sex change: http://tinyurl.com/a7o3bfl Teacher pranks students about Disney trip: http://tinyurl.com/a3mdw38 9 year old's raunchy rap might be child abuse: http://tinyurl.com/anhr9mf Woman hides drug needle in anus: http://tinyurl.com/bjtewd5 Couple has sex on corpses they allegedly killed: http://tinyurl.com/aymc8w6 Man throws hammers, has great mug shot: http://tinyurl.com/ag9y2mv

In this episode, we rant about A woman that bedazzles her ankle monitor, parents mad over yoga in school, road rage, man slaps baby on flight, woman injured by exploding bullet in her oven, Texas woman calls 911 for cigarettes, kid steals money gets prostitutes, man has $7500 porn collection stolen, man's scratching leads to abuse, woman caught being inappropriate with dog, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Big Pimpin by Jay-ZClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode links:

Woman fined for bedazzling her ankle monitor: http://tinyurl.com/bbbutb4 Parents mad over yoga being taught in school: http://tinyurl.com/anhbpgl Road rage: http://tinyurl.com/anx98tc Man slapped baby on flight: http://tinyurl.com/albburd Woman injured by exploding bullet in oven: http://tinyurl.com/ad2dlyv Texas woman calls 911 for smokes: http://tinyurl.com/bf2lozw Kid steals 150,000 Rubles and spends it on prostitutes: http://tinyurl.com/anlpwft Michigan man has $7500 porn collection stolen: http://tinyurl.com/aoqtw2w Man's itchy balls leads to abuse: http://tinyurl.com/bkeg7xn Woman caught having sex with pit bull: http://tinyurl.com/azm6nyb Man claims his penis was out because his pants shrunk: http://tinyurl.com/alde2vw

In this episode, we talk with Anti-Semantic Show's Pradogod about some nonsense, rant about Meteor strikes Russia, demon attacks school, man killed for laughing at how another man ate a sandwich, attraction planned in Bin Laden death town, meth lab port-a-potty, snow penis toppled, mom interrupts school assembly by stripping, man throws semen on women in Wal-Mart, politicians want to criminalize man drives car while sucking dildo, woman catches man fapping and attacks him Voice mails, our Top 5 least favorite foods and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G.Closing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode links:

Meteor strikes Russia: http://tinyurl.com/c98rqfqDemon attacks school: http://tinyurl.com/alcnbq4 Man killed for laughing at how man ate sammich: http://tinyurl.com/bav9jwb Attraction planned in Bin Laden death town: http://tinyurl.com/d7fugzo Meth lab port-a-potty: http://tinyurl.com/af6qwke Snow penis finally toppled after 2 days: http://tinyurl.com/d99ffge Mom interrupts school assembly by stripping: http://tinyurl.com/bw7okbz Man throws semen at women in Wal-Mart: http://tinyurl.com/co4yg7r Politician wants to criminalize nip slips: http://tinyurl.com/cldajgw Man drives car while sucking on dildo: http://tinyurl.com/c4es3cz Woman catches man fapping and attacks: http://tinyurl.com/d5melfy

In this episode, we rant about man drunk inside of Wal-Mart, dog steps on gas pedal man dies, man tattoos his name on girl's face, dreadlocks being stolen, hatchet wielding hitchhiker interview, 2 students lose fingers playing tug of war, boy suspended for throwing imaginary grenade, woman tried to kill her husband by poisoning her privates, man serenades police in the nude, a dress that turns transarent, our Top 5 Bucket list items, and moreSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Bring Da Noise by Public Enemy and AnthraxClosing Song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode links:

Man drunk drives INSIDE Wal-Mart: http://tinyurl.com/9wt38h9 Dog steps on gas pedal, man killed: http://tinyurl.com/adlevqo Man tattoos name across woman's face: http://tinyurl.com/a4k27ww Dreadlocks being stolen off of people's heads: http://tinyurl.com/bbop2cm Hatchet wielding hitchhiker interview: http://tinyurl.com/aqlx8zo 2 students lose fingers during tug of war: http://tinyurl.com/bjrlplf Boy suspended for throwing imaginary grenade: http://tinyurl.com/bg4uvxf Woman tried to kill husband by poisoning her privates: http://tinyurl.com/a3jdlct Man serenades police in the nude: http://tinyurl.com/a3jadg4

Dress turns transparent when the wearer gets aroused: http://tinyurl.com/a4m5m66

In this episode, we rant about a getaway donkey, goat cheese fire shuts down a highway, kid disciplined for making Lego gun, boys have to sign out toilet paper at school, Applebee's fires waitress over tip, woman claim that they preyed away an intruder, pastor claims his penis is blessed, teacher gets fired for posting semi nude pics of herself, handcuffed man acts crazy to police, monkey on the loose, our Top 5 Bands, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song First of the Month by Bones Thugs-N-HarmonyClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode Stories:

Getaway donkey foils robbery attempt: http://tinyurl.com/9wmzt7mGoat cheese fire shuts down highway: http://tinyurl.com/bbg6uxy Kid disciplined for making Lego gun at school: http://tinyurl.com/bg8e5ykBoys have to sign out toilet paper at school: http://tinyurl.com/a3vl5mf Applebee's fires waitress for telling about tip: http://tinyurl.com/bjd5rkc Women say they prayed away an intruder: http://tinyurl.com/axmrcaq Pastor claimed his penis had holy spirit semen: http://tinyurl.com/bame7nk Teacher gets fired for posting semi nude pics: http://tinyurl.com/aq2nmf9 Handcuffed man spreads butt cheeks for cops: http://tinyurl.com/al4j5e2

Monkey on the loose in BC: http://tinyurl.com/ajw5exr

In this episode, we rant about A burn ward mascot, surgeons leave tools in patient, moisturizing jeans, fat shaming to cure obesity, 400 lb woman falls through sidewalk, woman snorts heroin at Applebee's, Air Force finds inappropriate materials during inspection, German soldiers growing breasts, woman hides cocaine and heroin in groin, strippers fight over $1 tip, man breaks into house poops and masturbates, our Top 5 Worst Bands, voicemails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Totally by Screaching WeaselClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode Links:

"Flamy" the burn ward mascot http://tinyurl.com/bbavcjd Surgeons leave 16 tools in patient http://tinyurl.com/afpuagy Moisturizing jeans http://tinyurl.com/b6xvckr Bioethicist suggests fat shaming to cure obesity http://tinyurl.com/bc75kos 400 lb woman falls through sidewalk http://tinyurl.com/avkrfzz Woman snorts heroin at Applebee's http://tinyurl.com/byz528u Air force finds inappropriate materials http://tinyurl.com/ax9zaxs German soldiers growing breasts http://tinyurl.com/aepet78 Woman hides coke and heroin in groin http://tinyurl.com/a4cxjxu Strippers fight over $1 tip http://tinyurl.com/bgwt9dt

Man breaks into house, poops and masturbates http://tinyurl.com/aaorma4

In this episode, we rant about Chimp addicted to porn, tap water catches on fire, woman drives 900 miles instead of 90, woman offers cop favors to get out of ticket, UFOs over Michigan, condom law in California, U of Toronto basically hosting orgy, man steals wine and flowers to impress lady, woman smothers bf with breasts, man tattooed name near underage girl's vagina, man outsourced job to China, man that jumps on bed says it is serious work, our top, voicemails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Mustache Man by CakeClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song

Eppisode Links

Chimp addicted to porn http://tinyurl.com/a9ezzex Tap water catches on fire http://tinyurl.com/a2odc4z 67 year old woman drives 900 instead of 90 http://tinyurl.com/a83oroj Woman offers cop oral after hit and run http://tinyurl.com/a8699w9 UFOs over Michigan http://tinyurl.com/behht9z Condom law effects http://tinyurl.com/bduujcw U of Toronto basically hosting orgy http://tinyurl.com/a58swxx Man steals wine and flowers to impress lady http://tinyurl.com/ab3p8fb Woman smothers boyfriend with breasts http://tinyurl.com/9wkpwo5 Man tattooed his name near underage girl's bits http://tinyurl.com/b28v7z6

Man outsourced job to China http://tinyurl.com/akwm8myMan that jumps on beds says it's serious work http://tinyurl.com/clr7325

In this episode, we rant about Twins fight over shared girlfriend, teen gets caught after posting crime on Facebook, man killed by his fridge, man buys a solid gold shirt, asparagus helps with hangovers, girl suspended over facebook post, Brazil prostitutes learning English for World Cup, ice cubes tell you if you're drunk, man offers reward for stolen outhouse, man stabbed after sign language mistaken for gang signs, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song What Happened? by SublimeClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode links:

Twins fight over shared girlfriend: http://tinyurl.com/apf79hw Teen caught for hit and run after posting on Facebook: http://tinyurl.com/b2olz7x Man killed by his fridge: http://tinyurl.com/abf2mqt Man buys solid gold shirt: http://tinyurl.com/am82p6a Asparagus may fight hangover headache: http://tinyurl.com/b9luvve Girl suspended over Facebook post: http://tinyurl.com/d6p6zlq Brazil prostitutes learning English for World Cup: http://tinyurl.com/d23tqcu Ice cubes tell you when you're drunk: http://tinyurl.com/c3f7qxk Man offers reward for stolen outhouse: http://tinyurl.com/amqe362

Man stabbed after sign language mistaken for gang signs: http://tinyurl.com/aljvokm

In this episode, we rant about Woman setting fire to a mattress with her bf on it, sperm donor ordered to pay support, man leaves baby at strip club, Oompa Loompas attack man, man attacks friend after a 3 way fail, woman assaults boyfriend over bad oral, inmates suing beer companies, woman arrested for dui on way to hearing for dui, teen drugs her parents to use internet and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Viva Las Vegas by The Dead KennedysClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode links:

Woman set fire to mattress with boyfriend still in it: http://tinyurl.com/czet5un Sperm donor ordered to pay child support: http://tinyurl.com/bxpdt6v Man leaves baby at strip club: http://tinyurl.com/akzzj9l Man attacked by Oompa Loompas: http://tinyurl.com/aomrs7t Man attacks friend after failed 3 way attempt: http://tinyurl.com/bb9zvs7 Woman assaults boyfriend over bad oral: http://tinyurl.com/b6afnld Inmates suing beer, wine companies for their crimes: http://tinyurl.com/b5h6hrx Woman arrested for DUI on her way to DUI hearing: http://tinyurl.com/aesf7y8 Teen drugs parents so she can use the internets: http://tinyurl.com/a29c576

Site of the week: http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/