In this episode, we rant about A 5 year old that gets racy photos in his Christmas gift, a kid that finds a gun in their donated toy, Hulk Hogan's "Breastaurant", man dies after 28 raw eggs, man fends off chainsaw attack with an umbrella, rape provoking miniskirts banned, porn star gets gifts from fans, a man beats his kids for passing gas, our New Year's resolutions, voicemails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Too Drunk To F**k by The Dead Kennedys

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5 year old gets 3DS with racy photos on it: http://tinyurl.com/cred52q Kid finds pistol in donated toy bear: http://tinyurl.com/bn6eafk Hulk Hogan to open "Breastaurant" http://tinyurl.com/c2rz3w5 Man dies after eating 28 raw eggs: http://tinyurl.com/d3k26rs Man fends off chainsaw attack with umbrella: http://tinyurl.com/d9h7cer Rape provoking miniskirts banned: http://tinyurl.com/ctbde6e Porn star gets 100 bottles of semen from fans: http://tinyurl.com/bsonse3 Man beats kids for passing gas: http://tinyurl.com/bm2pq3a

In this episode, we rant about The Instagram mess, Death Star petition clears threshold, beer fights the common cold, Anonymous targets WBC, woman attacked with feces filled sock, mom makes son hold sign for being disrespectful, fake braces a new fad, coffin sound systems, cocaine breast implants, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I am Santa Claus Closing Song - Song 17 by The Rugburns

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Instagram mess: http://tinyurl.com/bv6dyjz Death Star petition clears threshold for Obama response: http://tinyurl.com/bbegao7 Can beer fight the common cold? http://tinyurl.com/d3h6x7f Anonymous targets WBC: http://tinyurl.com/bpvl6ar Woman attacked with sock filled with feces: http://tinyurl.com/bt2edq4 Mom makes son hold sign for being disrespectful: http://tinyurl.com/d5jjmwl Fake braces as fashion accessory: http://tinyurl.com/crsgryk Coffin sound systems? http://tinyurl.com/d8g9rce Cocaine breast implants: http://tinyurl.com/dyqt8h5

In this episode, we rant about A dad that built a helicopter drone to follow his son, man gets ticket for running over himself, kid with Tourette's kick off soccer team, handyman kidnapped forced to do repairs, diner describes women as fat girls on check, students bring in pot brownies, burglar calls 911 to save self, 12 year old shoots intruder, drinkware that changes color when rape drugs are present, new app that filters sexy pics, and a Florida woman that reported her driveway stolen. Also, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I Want It All/We Will Rock Mash Up by Queen and Featuring Armageddon

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Dad builds drone to follow son to bus stop: http://tinyurl.com/cot8b36Man ran over by his own truck, get ticket: http://tinyurl.com/d9cz8na Kid with Tourette's banned from soccer team: http://tinyurl.com/c8qwu8fHandyman kidnapped, forced to do repairs: http://tinyurl.com/c63qh9k Woman accused of licking, groping, flashing patrons in 2 states: http://tinyurl.com/acuhb2bDiner describes women as fat girls on check: http://tinyurl.com/anbd6r3 Students bring in pot brownies: http://tinyurl.com/a6how3yBurglar calls 911 to save himself from gun wielding owner: http://tinyurl.com/a7cj59v 12 year old shoots intruder: http://tinyurl.com/blae4ofDrinkware changes color when roofies are present: http://tinyurl.com/c6y5y46 New app filters for sexy pics: http://tinyurl.com/btokapcFlorida woman reports stolen driveway: http://tinyurl.com/boztzfa

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In this episode, we rant about a man that shot his girlfriend over a Walking Dead argument, shredded police documents used in parade, meth helps fight the flu, girl gets stuck between two buildings, bacon flavored shaving cream, kung fu eviction, man calls police because a hooker shorted him time, woman cried rap because her date was bad at sex, Santa turns out to be a sex offender, voice mails, top 5 board games list and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I'll Kill, I Swear by Murder Party

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Man shoots girlfriend over Walking Dead argument: http://tinyurl.com/cp44c8sShredded police documents used in Macy's Parade: http://tinyurl.com/c49ten2 Meth helps fight the flu? http://tinyurl.com/bb49pbmGirl gets stuck between two buildings: http://tinyurl.com/b58758h Bacon flavored shaving cream: http://tinyurl.com/a9htfufMan convicted of child porn wants Congress seat back: http://tinyurl.com/bb64scl Japan railway checks staff smiles: http://tinyurl.com/dxtjjxdKung Fu eviction: http://tinyurl.com/d7yvmluMan stabs another man, then does something surprising: http://tinyurl.com/cxrw24g Man calls police because hooker shorted him 10 minutes: http://tinyurl.com/b5hu6rtWoman accuses date of rape because the sex was bad: http://tinyurl.com/bd5697a Santa Turns out to be sex offender: http://tinyurl.com/b9frzwd

In this episode, we rant about parents learning of daughter's death on FB, Ohio's "Cleaning Fairy", woman assaults boyfriend for orgasming too quickly, woman assaults girlfriend over misplaced sex toy, Chinese man building Noah's Ark, man assaults estranged wife with genitals, animal brothels in Germany, fake dentist accused of butt kissing, girls pee in cupcake batter, girl does naughty things with family dogs, man finds out his wife was born a man, voice mails, top 5 list and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song What's At Stake by The Swellers

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Parents Learn of Daughter's Death on FB: http://tinyurl.com/ca7wrx5Ohio's "Cleaning Fairy" http://tinyurl.com/c3rowxr Woman Assaults Boyfriend for Orgasming too Quickly: http://tinyurl.com/c7w4n78Woman Assaults Girlfriend Over Misplaced Sex-Toy: http://tinyurl.com/c3zj84t Chinese Man Spends Life Savings Building "Noah's Ark" in Preparation of Mayan Apocalypse: http://tinyurl.com/c7n4s5eMan jailed for striking estranged wife with his genitalia: http://tinyurl.com/a7lg2x5 Animal brothels make Germany reinstate bestiality laws: http://tinyurl.com/cesk4noFake dentist now accused of kissing buttocks: http://tinyurl.com/c46wao5 Girls allegedly pee in cupcake batter: http://tinyurl.com/dyduoqzGirl charged with doing naughty things to her family dogs: http://tinyurl.com/cwmkl5d Man finds out wife of 19 years was born a man: http://tinyurl.com/d66s5elSite of the week: http://mormonmissionarypositions.com/

In this episode, we rant about Violent J gets cancer, fan smuggles firecrackers into soccer game, school website tells students how to experiment with veggies, perfumers make sushi fragrance, man accused of killing and cooking his wife, clown dies during Macy's parade, man sneaks onto farm for creepy reasons, teacher told to make her breasts not produce milk, woman arrested for using skeletons for sex, woman tried to kill boyfriend with her breasts. Also, voice mails, our Top 5 beers, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Say It Loud by James Brown

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Violent J of ICP has skin cancer from face paint: http://tinyurl.com/asb5oqlFan smuggles firecrackers in, hurts goalie: http://tinyurl.com/aomvxsa School website tells ho kids can sexually experiment with veggies: http://tinyurl.com/buylj56Perfumers make sushi fragrance: http://tinyurl.com/beyh32d Man accused of killing his wife and cooking her parts: http://tinyurl.com/a83q6scClown dies during Macy's parade: http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc Man repeatedly sneaks on farm, covers himself in dung, and masturbates: http://tinyurl.com/6gjy5n6Teacher told to make her breasts not produce milk: http://tinyurl.com/alf7jab Woman arrested for using skeleton for sex: http://tinyurl.com/cyatq69Woman tried to kill boyfriend with DD breasts: http://tinyurl.com/a7gvh84

In this episode, we rant about a good samaritan gets robbed, woman ran over husband for not voting, man crashes into house offers pizza, judge orders woman to wear idiot sign, man stole delivery keeps making deliveries, gorillas get birth control, brothel mother, coffin maker uses nude models to sell coffins, maninjects olive oil into penis, teen gets lapdances at birthday party, voice mails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Havin A TIme by Donnie Dumphy

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Good Samaritan robbed: http://tinyurl.com/czunsgeWoman ran over husband for not voting: http://tinyurl.com/asosb8xMan crashes into house, asks if people wants pizza: http://tinyurl.com/dy8oehw Judge orders woman to hold idiot sign: http://tinyurl.com/bn9mdjcMan stole delivery car, keeps making deliveries: http://tinyurl.com/bo7zr6g Gorillas get birth control: http://tinyurl.com/c3h6a8lBrothel mother: http://tinyurl.com/cdtsmarCoffin maker uses nude models to sell coffins: http://tinyurl.com/cb34kah Man injects olive oil into penis, gets cancer: http://tinyurl.com/cl8k4rhTeens get lapdances at birthday party: http://tinyurl.com/bns3uth

In this episode, we rant about a man that sings he isn't going to jail then goes to jail, free spray tans for the unemployed, man arrested twice at the same time, woman attacked by ferret terrified to leave house, chiropractor's license suspended for being a creep, police burst woman's breast implant, man arrested for flashing breast implants, man posed as agent to satisfy foot fetish, accused rapist left number with victim. Also, Would You Rather? and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Sting Like A Bee by Mr. Mick ft J Nella

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Man sings "I ain't going back to jail" then goes back to jail http://tinyurl.com/c7zrnrrFree spray tans for the unemployed http://tinyurl.com/an5yy7u Man arrested twice at the same time http://tinyurl.com/agaba6eWoman attacked by ferret is terrified to leave her home http://tinyurl.com/bxlfdhw Chiropractor's license suspended over intervaginal massages http://tinyurl.com/b8293sgPolice burst woman's breast implant http://tinyurl.com/b6fx4bu Man arrested for flashing his breast implants http://tinyurl.com/dyfm6f5Man posed as modeling agent to satisfy foot fetish http://tinyurl.com/ag3h2vu Accused rapist left phone number with victim http://tinyurl.com/bd8tdq9

In this episode, Tate joins us again, and we rant about Disney buying Lucasfilms, man killed over Magic cards, Trekkie dating site, cop tases 10 year old, kids given cocaine for Halloween, Nissan replicates human skin for seat covers, karate student kicks intruder's butt, guy wins lotto after getting dumped, man kicked out of library sues, man has leg crushed by giant crucifix, world's biggest bra sold, man etches wife's genitals on her tombstone, woman swallows toothbrush, voice mails, auto correct theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song November Has Come by the Gorillaz

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Disney buys Lucasfilms http://tinyurl.com/atjqt5n

Man killed over Magic The Gathering cards: http://tinyurl.com/cvqn4wd

Trekkie dating site: http://tinyurl.com/9nw22tk

Cop tases 10 year old: http://tinyurl.com/aebuqb7 Gun fired at wedding leads to electrocution: http://tinyurl.com/cr83kpe Kids given cocaine for Halloween: http://tinyurl.com/b6pw6uv Nissan replicates human skin for car interiors: http://tinyurl.com/96u3ckt Man uses doomsday as reason to not pay ticket: http://tinyurl.com/c6gqbfn Karate student kicks intruder's butt: http://tinyurl.com/bamrpnn Girl breaks up with guy before he wins lottery: http://tinyurl.com/dyyo25v Man gets booted from library, sues for big time money: http://tinyurl.com/8rmdrkx Man has leg crushed by crucifix: http://tinyurl.com/8vegud5 World's biggest bra sold: http://tinyurl.com/cot3rjr Man etches wife's vagina onto tombstone: http://tinyurl.com/cpvcae5

Woman swallows toothbrush: http://tinyurl.com/cpllbor

In this episode, we are joined by the lovely Tate, and rant about stripping is not an art, malnourished 18 year old still has baby teeth, man levels balls out with chin implant, clam mcmuffin, teens re-enact Chris Brown beating Rihanna in blackface, fecal transplants, 9 year old mistaken for skunk is shot, woman poses as doctor to trick friend, STD cupcakes, woman sets breastmilk record, clown makes kiddie porn and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Werewolf BarmitzvahEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

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Stripping is not art: http://tinyurl.com/blnrbeaMalnourished 18 year old has baby teeth: http://tinyurl.com/8mwyocaMan levels out balls with chin implant: http://tinyurl.com/8mgj3w9 Earthquake scientists jailed: http://tinyurl.com/9544o3sWoman wants someone in owl suit to watch her sleep: http://tinyurl.com/9t3ykxf Clam McMuffin: http://tinyurl.com/8pbrauuTeens re-enact Chris Brown beating Rihanna in black face: http://tinyurl.com/9hlyeym Fecal transplants: http://tinyurl.com/8bsopcyMonster energy drink connected to 5 deaths: http://tinyurl.com/962l6na9 year old mistaken for skunk, is shot: http://tinyurl.com/923yo3b Woman poses as doctor to trick friend: http://tinyurl.com/8tlq8a7STD cupcakes: http://tinyurl.com/95acqfxWoman sets breastmilk record: http://tinyurl.com/9k9e3g6 G-Spot shot: http://tinyurl.com/94rj7wbOfficer illegally fingers suspects: http://tinyurl.com/8n2yqg9Cafe has 1 way mirrors as art: http://tinyurl.com/8o2avhh Clown accused of making kiddy porn: http://tinyurl.com/9hp5xr2