Samurai Says!

This episode we entertain a battle of ideals, cheese crimes, and celebrities to smart for their own good. Give us a review, Fool!

Fear not!  After a life-altering hullabaloo the Samurai and his perennial sound Guy Chris Maverick return to the studio to save the world with discussion of all things bizarre.  And of course, we end the world.  Can't forget to do that.

Due to inebriation and symptoms associated with muscle relaxers, along with a healthy does of melancholy this episode has the news in the wrong spot.  Our battle is social distanced and the end of the world comes from MIT in the 70s.  Are you ready? you better be.

While Christ Maverick and the Samurai Plan Their next move against the pandemic, enjoy this mashup of never before heard asides cut for time, and classic bits from Samurai Says History.  new Episode will be along soon, until then enjoy our antics on Tumblr and Spoon! The Samurai Has Spoken!

This episode, upon our triumphant return we discuss swimming at the outdoor store, accidentally invading the balkins and we let bizarre AIs write some music for us. We also discuss delicous preparations of Murder hornets. The Samurai, had returned.

I have returned!  In this episode were explore strange islands, deal with an overwhelming amount of cream cheese, and have a fight between five guys who never give up, and make something out of nothing.  Then, the world ends with a car made of uranium.  That's a fun one.

What does a director do when the studio screws up his movie? Become invidible, become Alan Smithee.  This week we discuss the long a storied career of Mr. Smithee.  Our fight has the 1% bashing each other and the end of the world is on a galactic scale.  Fear not!  The Samurai Shall protect you!

this is the Episode where we finally do it, this is where we fix Christmas music.  Also, we have a big catfight, space is closed to us forever and The Samurai shares the most disgusting bathroom story of all time (skip to 922 to miss it) Fear nothing but missing this episode!!

Harness the power of zero-point energy to work out all that tension!  This weeks' batte: Harrirson ford 3-way, and the world ends with quantum energy.  I'm not dead, people!  I'm just busy!  Blarg! Hi Jeff!

Taunting Azathoth for fun and profit!!  WE drop the disclaimer in this one, if you're not ready for our level of insanity just don't click.

 

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Now for the end of the world.

 

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