Samurai Says!

What's my name? It's impossible to tells since observations affect the outcome!  YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!  This week we hear some of our most disturbing news storys yet, a battle of the two greatest pro wrestlers who never met, and the amazing end of the world that no one cares about.  

 

 

Hi Jeff

What happens when the Samurai is overcoming Sickness and the Maverick is drunk? Madness, that is. . .more than usual.  We put names to the unamed, talk about dog poop fights, and make two heros from the hood duke it out for charity.  And of course, the world ends taking all the rich people with it.

What do a Scotsman, a Brazilian and a Frenchmen all have in common? If you said no underwear you're correct, but I refer to the fact that each country has developed a fighting art to rival anything in the far east.  We also cover cheese news, van sex, and have a battle between environmentalists that will ironically end the world . . .but not before WE end it of course.

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The Samurai, still ruling in exile, talks about his brother's wacky wedding, a slew of space-based weapons, sewage suckers, and bizarre coded messages.  This week we also learn why the world hasn't ended despite our best efforts: holy Mountains, and prayer batteries!

The Samurai Has been trapped in the dark Kingdom of Larendo, Texas but escaped to Washington Missouri, where Chris Maverick uses his technical Wizardry to contact the Samurai and record an episode while the Samurai is still . . .in exile.  Hear the thrilling tale of how the Samurai survived the lethal intentions of two vehicles, and the zit that almost spelled doom for us all!  And because it's tradition, we end the world, this time revisting a classic apocalypse: The Runaway Grain Hypothesis!

      Regular episodes will return soon, Lords and Ladies of the Information superhighway, the Samurai has just taken a bit of time away from home, our upliads should be a touch more regular now that we know how to beat the system!

If there's one thing that USA needs most now, It's a cyborg in the oval office.  Aside from that, we discuss the new Robot Arena 3, and give our unbiased, unsullied and unneeded review of "X-men: Apocalypse".  Good ol' Apocalypse also  horns in on our battle, where he takes of the gooey Punster Ivan Ooze.  And, because no one asked for it. . .we end the world.  This time, It ends with a good old fashioned nuclear war.  But worry not, you probably won't die.  Follow us on Twitter at 2samuraisayspod and don't forget "The Trucker Brony" on tumblr!  HI JEFF!

Who is Frank Dux? Globe trotting martial arts super-warrior or poser supreme? It's up to you to decide, becuase of a lack of solid Info, the Samurai just plain can't tell.  Also, two of the best fighters in real history square up, as Muhamed Ali Takes on the one and only Bruce Lee.  And how will the world end? With a lack of elbow room of course.  And of course, vidoe games, stupid criminals and all things weird.

What's the highest number? What's the smallest? This episode we talk about numbers so huge they don't fit in the universe, and ones so small Carl Sagan hates them.  The Samurai Reviews BvS and briefly steals Kevin Smith's affinity for fellatio humor.  In the arena, Conan the Cimerian Battles his slightly homoerotic counterpart He-Man, and the world ends with a Kuglblitz.

Do you like Parrots? Do you like Death metal? Well, have I got a band for you. . .or if you like your music a little weird maybe you'd like to see a band that almost intentionally murdered it's own audience? We talk weird Bands today, take a trip through Silent hill and Empyrion, and as always, the world come crashing down, this time the dodo does us in.  Also, don't miss the breakfast beatdown as Mrs. Butterworth takes on the immortal Aunt Jemima!  

Hi Jeff!

The Samurai and his Sceming henchmen Chris Maverick battle a lack of toilet paper, rapidly diminishing scotch, and and end of the world that promises the Earth will be ground to gravel.  Nothing can stop the schmooze, or the Samurai.  Tune in and your first mind-blowing revelation is free!

Hi Jeff