Samurai Says!

Samurai Says!

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Samurai Says! episodes

  • Samurai Says #33: Here Comes Sir Pork Missile!
    Joshua the Samurai, and his minion/sound guy take on their biggest mail bag yet, with questions and complaints ranging from last week's fight, to the current state of their genitals.  Explore extinct formats with us, exploring the weird world of failed formats like Beta, CED, Punch cards and the mysterious Bernulli box.  And as always, once and forver, the world comes to a bitter end and only one of Lady Gaga's Backup Dancers will save you. . ..though chances are you'll be a Zombie.A big samurai Heidi-ho to our newst follower, Moshmastr666! Jump onto our twitter @samuraisayspod or our Tumblr, "Thetruckerbrony"
    2 hr 15 min
  • Samurai Says #32: Flat Earth Hysteria
    Brandy joins us in the studio to discuss the prospects of hypnotizing Mike Tyson, the dangers of singing musical numbers with a lisp and helps us and the world after the world's most notrious killers fight it out. . . or not.  And yes, the world ends, this time with craziness.
    2 hr 35 min
  • Samurai Says #31: Stop Eating my feet
    The Samurai and Chris Maverick return to the studio to discuss Martian politics, crapping in the woods, and the dangers of simply running out of time.  Life gets interesting when the leftover eggnog makes everything blur, and the world ends as always.      Follow the show on Twitter at @samuraisayspod and The Trucker Brony on Tumblr.  Hi Jeff!
    2 hr 28 min
  • Samurai Says #30: How to Ruin Christmas
    A merry Christmas from everyone at Samurai Says!     This episode, a party crasher by the name of Terra Kun jumps on the show to talk about Fursuiting and life in the suit.  Chis Maverick gives his definitive guide on how to ruin Christmas and as a gift for you, my listeners, the world ends with a white Christmas.
    2 hr 12 min
  • Samurai Says #29: Exit the Fat One
    Our Chili List becomes one member lighter as the internet betrays us.  The Samurai Receives yet another Death threat, this time for being a Brony, and the world finds it's end with Aliens trying to steal all our stuff, and two of the world's biggest meanies duke it out in an epic sissy fight.
    2 hr 15 min
  • Samurai Says #28: Most Metal Death Ever
    New soundboard, but the same level of sheer Madness.  Join the Samurai and his cohort in 'casting Chris Maverick as the sound quality goes up, and so do the stakes.  This week we explore the True Power of gun toting rednecks, and the explore memories of Massive fighting robots and the wars they wage.  Two Space-based slobs lazily battle ot the death, and the world ends with the most dangerous trick-or-treat in history.  If you miss this one, then it means the World has already ended . . .which it hasn't because you're reading this, or maybe this is all a dream I have as the world comes down around my ears.  I just blew my own mind. . . .
    2 hr 18 min
  • Samurai Says #27: Annoying Franky
    Behold!  The samurai gets himself a shiny new microphone so you can hear his show all the better.  We talk bout some more bathroom violations, and two master mages square off in a duel of arcane superiority. And in this episode a real-life warning from a high level mason triggers our concern about the end of the world.  Take a head-first dive into the bizarre with the Samurai!
    1 hr 59 min
  • Samurai Says #26: New Horizons has a Coke
    Coke has advertised just enough to make to reach the end of the solar system.  We talk about a bushel of tiny countries and the battle is real and raw as two of the greatest mimics appeared out of nowhere to throw down just  before a theoretical brain virus ends the world.  That's right, the world ends, just like every week.  Don't miss this one.Hi Jeff
    2 hr 16 min
  • Samurai Says #25: Brave the Bush
    The Samurai and Chris Maverick take on their greatest enemy yet: Martinis and Eva, Queen of the wasteland takes the wheel to save the show.  The world is not enough for Batman, as he takes on the man with the licence to kill and as always, We end the world.  This time Mars gets in on the fun.
    2 hr 46 min
  • Samurai Says #24: Return of the Samurai
    After a long Hiatus the Samurai and his partner in crime Chris Maverick Return to the Air with some of the strangest News Stories yet, and possibly our most epic battle yet.  And As always, the world comes to a blazing end, and the Beach Boys are the harolds of the end.
    2 hr 11 min

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The only Podcast that ends the world in every episode.