Samurai Says!

Christopher Lee wins the fight Posthumously, and we end the world with giant holes.

Live from the Fast lane Barberton Ohio, the Samurai takes on a crowd of rowdy nerds and a microphone destined to fail . . .but as always he comes through with the laughs we all demand.  Featuring Brandy and Chris maverick, and a drunken Batman.

We take a trip down the Fury road, packing plenty of old Star Trek Games and stopping off at a Dwarf Fortress overrun with giant sponges. . .along the way we stop to celebrate Scatmon Crother's Birthday by no playing his best music.  This time mad Scientists end the world, and we give you a lesson in laughing like them.

We take a trip down the Fury road, packing plenty of old Star Trek Games and stopping off at a Dwarf Fortress overrun with giant sponges. . .along the way we stop to celebrate Scatmon Crother's Birthday by no playing his best music.  This time mad Scientists end the world, and we give you a lesson in laughing like them.

Setting a New Standard for "off the rails" This episode explores the dangers of Random Christian Slater Impersonations and what dark path they may lead toward.  The World ends with some questionable fashion choices, and all is well until. . .

Join the Samurai, a man who's many adventures in geekdom have given him a thousand and one stories that are equal parts tragic and hilarious, and his partner in crime Chris Maverick, as they talk about weird criminals, geek news, and strange old video games. The obscure, morbid, and weird are an everyday part of this off the wall podcast where there are no rules. Oh, and the world comes to an end every single episode.

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Eva, Queen of the Wasteland Joins us in the studio to talk Comic books, Dumps that could land an airplane and the Ghost of Michael Jackson, submitted by Michael Jackson.  Things get weird, when Steven Tyler Serenades his daughter's sexcapades, Zero Suit Samus kicks some butt and the world Ends with waves and a rain of Dead surfers.  Oh yes, and we're going to mars.

Samurai Says #18 is on the way, but untill then, enjoy this live Convention Show with Joshua the Samurai, Tori Pie and Franky, the prince of Darkness where everything goes wrong in a wonderful way.  BONUS: Hear Joshua, Jon, Eva, Tori and Franky in some really nasty outakes.  Things get real,

Saddly, Jason David Frank isn't on call for this episode of Samurai Says, because we certainly could use him.  Meth from Walmart, Phantom poopers, and danger all the way around as we have our Biggest fight of all time, so big it's the reason the world ends.  Don't miss this one folks, the world really really ends this time.

Things get interesting when the Samurai consumes just a bit to much alcohol and the show gets real and raw.  Cybords vs. Metal men, TV show canceled in their first episode, and a world record drug bust.  And as always, the world ends in a cosmic Oreo.  Don't miss this one, if you do you won't know how the world is going to end!!