BART just can't get it's act together. The parking lot in Antioch saw a large fire break out after someone was trying to steal gas... and where was the security?

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She was so worried about her junior high students liking her, so offered up her vape. Say goodbye to your job lady.

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Turns out the wet bandits aren't just from the classic film Home Alone... they are striking folks out in Oklahoma. For what reason, no freaking clue.

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She had been taking her parents money for school, but had not been to classes since 2018. They thought she was gonna graduate in a few days. Woops! Better fake a kidnapping!

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This clown, the night manager of the Hilton in Nashvile saw these toe walking in, and thought, wow I need to get those in my mouth. Yikes.

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These thieves are getting bored with breaking into cars, now they are stealing Koi Fish in San Jose!

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This is why Hawaii hates tourists. This woman had to be saved after driving her van into the water. She was just following her GPS!

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It was a situation in the town the other day. Dudes broke into a place, and fell asleep? ...but did it require a whole police stand off?

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Who knows if it the vibrations, her man's help, or just the vibe, but a woman had a loud ass orgasm at the Philharmonic, and it's pretty hilarious.

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Watch out, these scammers are everywhere! Poor old lady sold her house just to give her "boyfriend" cash.

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