She on OF making thousands... selling her toenail clippings? The clown might be the ones buying this crap though.

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This dude wanted chicken wings, bad. Kitchen closed? Oh, ok, imma just ram my whole tow truck into your restaurant.

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Billy, you just got outta jail... sit your butt down, we don't need Fyre Fest 2.

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Anyone can get the clown crown, even the Dalai Lama. Bro, keep that damn tongue in your mouth!

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These poor DoorDash drivers are working their butts off out here and you trying to scam? Clown!!

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Don't act up on the school bus, else you might have to face the wrath of Jackie. Her foot going so far up your a$$!

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These clowns got themselves arrested in big numbers, and destroyed their own school while celebrating their big win.

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This clown really wanted to meet Megan Thee Stalion... so much so that he dressed up like a K9 police officer. Problem was there wasn't a pooch in sight.

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We usually don't kink shame around here, but this one... you just can't pee in the water supply!

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This school principal really thought she had a relationship with Elon Musk? All she needed to do to get him to donate 6 million to her school... was send him 100K. Yikes.

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