Santa Mira After Dark: Horror Movie Reviews

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The Attempted Topics gang is back to discuss the 2017 masterpiece Blade Runner 2049.

Is Deckard a replicant? Why did this movie flop in the box office? Should K have been "the child"? Does a hero who doesn't matter work? And what's with that replicant three way? We talk about it all here.

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Attempted Topics is back to discuss the 2021 film, The Suicide Squad.

What do we think about James Gunn being chosen to make The Suicide Squad after being fired from Disney? Why is King Shark so adorable? Can we see John Cena? And what makes this film better than the 2016 version? We discuss it all here!

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The Attempted Topics gang is back to discuss the new M. Night Shyamalan film OLD.

Does the movie make sense after explaining everything? Is the "twist" good? Are we thinking about it too much? And what happened to M. Night Shyamalan? We discuss it all on this episode.

The gang is back to discuss one of the best Friday the 13th films, Part 3…IN 3D! Why doesn’t this movie let you forget that it’s in 3D? What’s with the biker gang? Why is Shelly’s way of making friends to pull pranks on everyone? Is it really possible to hanky panky in a hammock? And is the hockey mask really Jason’s best look? Put on your red and blue glasses and join us as we discuss it all.

Attempted Topics is back to discuss the original The Town That Dreaded Sundown.

Who is the phantom killer? Is Sparkplug guilty? How close is this movie to the real true story? And is Jason Voorhees a rip off of The Phantom Killer ? We talk about it all on this episode!

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The Attempted Topics gang is back to discuss the 1983 slasher hit Sleepaway Camp.

Does that twist hold up? Why are there so many backstories that don't go anywhere? This camp is already shady and now there's a killer on the loose.

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This is the way our brains melt. In episode 28 the Attempted Topics gang discusses Richard Kelly's sophomore effort, Southland Tales.

Jeremy finally gets to talk about how this movie has quickly become his favorite movie ever and how Richard Kelly should still be making movies. And he explains if the 3 graphic novels help make this movie easier to understand. Steven gets to experience Southland Tales for the first time. The Rock is a movie star that goes missing and is discovered with amnesia, Sarah Michelle Gellar is a p*** star who is trying to become a bigger celebrity, the republicans (USIdent) and democracts (The Neo Marxists) are at war, the world is coming to an end, and we try to make sense of it all.

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The Attempted Topics gang is back to talk about the "Five Nights at Freddy's" inspired Willy's Wonderland!

We welcome back Meatball Punch to the crew after a long absence. Who is the best animatronic? How close is this to Five Nights at Freddy's? Why is Nicolas Cage so good nowadays? And do these animatronics ever stop singing bops?

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The Attempted Topics gang is back to kick off summer by talking about a movie about spring break...

Jeremy gives his thoughts on Harmony Korine and sings along with the cast to Everytime by Britney Spears, and Steven tells us why every good movie should have a good musical montage. They also talk about how cool the ski masks are, how good some of the monologues and montages are, and discuss if everyone needs to get away from their home town once in a while.

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