Let the fireworks begin - Sara and Steve can't stand deadbeat picnic-ers, the overly drunk, and anyone Steve knew in 8th grade.

Television has reached a golden age lately - even if movies didn't suck in comparison, going to them does. So save a seat, grab your messy food, and talk real loud over this episode, because you'll never believe what happens after the previews.

Sara's fighting off a cold, but that doesn't stop them from complaining about something everyone loves - summer time. Fireworks, children, bikini bodies - this one is almost too easy.

Sara and Steve delve into what makes a good father - as well as give an honest glimpse into the dynamics of their marriage. Don't worry - they're still not planning on having kids.

We're going to need you to take your belts off and your shoes off, mainly so you don't hang yourself because of how angry you are about the TSA. Make sure not to opt out of this episode - it's a must.

Oh, do we hate that word - and everything about it. Take a picture of yourself scowling as you listen to the episode that everyone needs to agree with.

From the people who make it all about them to the people who, well, make it all about them in a different way, Sara and Steve explore the most selfish people in existence - hospital visitors.

Despite some audio glitches, Sara and Steve focus on everything that makes them hurt while they're already hurting. Hurry up and listen - while they can still talk without fingers in their mouths.

Just in time for Mother's Day, Sara and Steve tribute all the annoying moms out there. Do you think your child is the center of the universe? Do you feed your child tons of sugar and then complain that he's hyper? Do you suck at being a mom? Then this episode is about you!

Have we got the episode for you! Just sign this bit of paperwork promising us that you'll never listen to any other podcast ever again, because this podcast stars SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!! (Samuel L. Jackson not included)