Welcome... to Carrie's single-minded obsession with herself. Certainly everyone's got Carrie on the brain, is in love with Carrie, can't get over Carrie, and is constantly thinking about Carrie Carrie Carrie! Otherwise, this is an amazing Bunny episode, Miranda is becoming delusional, and Maria is an abuser. Thanks for tuning in!!! <3

TeChNiCaL dIfFiCuLtIeS prevented this ep from getting up quicker, but fear not, as we've now got a backlog for you all to enjoy in the coming weeks. In this episode, they basically re-hash the entire idea behind "The Fuck Buddy" (S2E14). We see the end of Ray & Carrie and the beginning of Miranda & chocolate, as well as a lot of Trey's John-Thomas. Special bonus points to Miranda, Charlotte, and Carrie for being incredibly shitty about Samantha dating Maria. Thanks for tuning in, loves!

HELLO WORLD! Antoinetta's back from vacation, and we have an episode for you from... before she went on vacation? Huh. In any case, we're joined by our lovely friend Diana who engages in a dialogue about men's bathroom habits. Enjoy, and we'll be back to recording this week! Thanks, we love you all!

**Sorry, had some trouble with the audio on this one, which is why we say in the ep that it's still March, ha! Another ep is coming to ya very soon.** Great, iconic ep for ya here in which Carrie rises and falls spectacularly. Random photographer man, Charlotte backtracking on her own vagina, Samantha's breast ("See my breast? Right there."), and Miranda being kind of an ass-- this episode has it all. Hope you enjoy :D

Sorry for some weird audio-- Antoinetta's mic was low, AND she was speaking in a hoarse whisper because it's been COLD AF in Chicago. Anyway, SATCast kicks off Season 4 in style with Carrie's 35th birthday, Samantha's cum-to-Jesus moment and Big creepily lurking in the background of all our thoughts and dreams. Hope you like!! <3

**CW: If offensive language about trans people upsets you, this episode of Sex and the City isn't great, might want to skip** We finally made it to the end of Season 3!! We dodge horrifyingly offensive trans jokes (really bad even by this show's low standards) to get at the heart of Carrie and Miranda's fight. Hint: Carrie's the asshole again :)

Hellerrrr, we're getting better at this "regular episode" thing and are hoping to just keep improving day by day, you know? Today Carrie wonders how her self-centeredness will come back to haunt HER, which is very on-brand. She harasses Natasha, and we're supposed to like that or something. Charlotte has a great episode, and we're sooo pumped for Season 4. Love youse :)

BACK BACK BACK AGAIN!! Feels great to return, listeners, and we're exploring the delicate relationship of our beloved Charlotte and Samantha. Other stuff happens, too, and we had to shave down 14 full minutes of us talking about funerals for your maximum enjoyment. We hope to be in your ears much more in 2019. We love you all!

Sorry we're never around, we're trying to be better about that this holiday season for our loyal SATCastians!! This episode is pretty great all around. It's a standalone episode that has barely any connections to larger plots beyond Charlotte & Trey, yet it's well written and funny enough to stand out. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

More boring LA poop. We get a number of celebrity cameos again, and Carrie thinks she's s o m e b o d y when really she's absolutely no one. We are so anxious to get back to New York and not just for the cigarettes... yawn!