Welcome back to Scatcast-- err SATCast. Aidan condescendingly reminds Carrie what romance is, in case she had any original thoughts of her own, and we generally hate him in this episode. Samantha is slut-shamed yet again, not only by her friends, but also her neighbors! She also gets a glimpse of vintage Willam Belli <3. Miranda gets an STI, Charlotte dates another emotionally unstable guy, and we couldn't be happier. Thanks for joining us!