Semen retention is all the rage, UMG made the questionable decision of pulling their artist's work from TikTok, Travis Kelce doesn't care about Taylor Swift's Super Bowl, Michael Bublé did a press conference on mushrooms then backpedaled, Donald Trump has finally convinced his voter base that he's mentally unwell, and T-Pain is ready to whop Larry David's ass in the name of Elmo.

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UMG and TikTok Beef

What Removing Taylor Swift, Drake And More Means For TikTok—And Users

TikTok Statement

How users are responding

Michael Bublé

Bublé on Mushrooms

A disappointed mother speaks

Bublé implies it was a joke

Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer’s kooky tweets

Val Kilmer Documentary

Masturbation abstinence 

Masturbation abstinence is popular online. Doctors and therapists are worried

4Chan AI “dignifAI” covers women in skimpy clothing and removes tattoos 

Trump

Internet agrees that Trump has dementia after saying he looks like Elvis

Elmo

Larry David attacked Elmo on live TV and says “somebody had to do it.”

T-Pain threatens Larry David. “Elmo, say the word”

Travis and Taylor

“Father is slacking” - fans upset that Travis Kelce isn’t showing up enough for Taylor

Patrick Mahomes’ father gets arrested for a DUI a week before the Super Bowl

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Keith Lee/Sweetly Seasoned Food Truck

Keith Lee goes in on woman after she refused to split his tip at a Dallas pie shop

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