Say The Word, Elmo

Semen retention is all the rage, UMG made the questionable decision of pulling their artist's work from TikTok, Travis Kelce doesn't care about Taylor Swift's Super Bowl, Michael Bublé did a press conference on mushrooms then backpedaled, Donald Trump has finally convinced his voter base that he's mentally unwell, and T-Pain is ready to whop Larry David's ass in the name of Elmo. Listen to our after show, The Afters, right here

LINKS! UMG and TikTok Beef What Removing Taylor Swift, Drake And More Means For TikTok—And Users TikTok Statement How users are responding Michael Bublé Bublé on Mushrooms A disappointed mother speaks Bublé implies it was a joke Val Kilmer Val Kilmer’s kooky tweets Val Kilmer Documentary Masturbation abstinence  Masturbation abstinence is popular online. Doctors and therapists are worried 4Chan AI “dignifAI” covers women in skimpy clothing and removes tattoos  Trump Internet agrees that Trump has dementia after saying he looks like Elvis Elmo Larry David attacked Elmo on live TV and says “somebody had to do it.” T-Pain threatens Larry David. “Elmo, say the word” Travis and Taylor “Father is slacking” - fans upset that Travis Kelce isn’t showing up enough for Taylor Patrick Mahomes’ father gets arrested for a DUI a week before the Super Bowl

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