As Aunt Tappie's "cruise of a lifetime" begins, Roger Bunting's time is running out. Sassy and Toppie party like it's 1999...  and investigative journalist Andrea Streammissle receives the story of the decade!

Mentioned on today's podcast: Boo Gardens, The Dark Forest, It's All About Me, Tastes Like Burning and James and Tims' wedding.

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