Scared Smithless

This week, the guys kick off Halloween with an obscure little gem from 1981. Dark Night of the Scarecrow features a lot to love, an antagonist to hate, and many things that make you scratch your head. Are scarecrows scary? Are boarding houses still a thing? How much information is necessary before fat rednecks justify murder in the name of mob justice? The guys answer all this and more as they travel back to cold war-era, rural USA and root for the mentally challenged, zombie, redneck-killing scarecrow. Tune in!

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This week, the guys are closing out the Halloween season appropriately with Halloween Ends. Does this spell the end of Michael Myers? We don't believe that for a second. Why are we still not listening to Laurie Strode? Michael Myers is....feeble? Alternate title, Michael Myers: The Internship. A lot to digest here, tune in!

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This week, the guys travel deep into the Appalachian woods to visit their pals Saw-Tooth, One-Eye, and Three Finger for dinner. That's right, it's the 2003 inbred cannibal nightmare, Wrong Turn! Why do young people continue to go on trips to the woods...on purpose?? What are the specific Breaking and Entering laws in West Virginia? Apparently, generations of inbreeding eventually produce invincible offspring. So crack open a fresh bottle of Pepto Bismol and tune in!

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This week, the guys head out to the woods to try and stomach the great outdoors as they break down Evil Dead, the 2013 remake of the 1981 Sam Raimi classic. Bruce Campbell gave this movie his stamp of approval. Did he actually watch it?? If this is what it takes to kick a heroin habit, is it actually worth it? If you find a book with warnings not to read it, don't read it. Especially when the cover is made from skin, wrapped up with barbed wire, and located in a basement only accessible through a hidden, blood-stained hatch in the floor. Will JT ever go in the woods again? This movie packs a gory punch. Tune in!

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This week, join the guys as they check into the Abaddon Hotel and breakdown the 2015 found footage joint, Hell House LLC. Can you make a living operating a haunted attraction that's only open 1 month out of the year? Was this the scariest movie the guys have covered? Make sure to thoroughly vet any clown actors you discover in a gas station parking lot before hiring them. There's still a vacancy at the Abaddon...tune in! 

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This week, join the guys down on the farm as they break down the 2021 horror thriller Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin, now streaming on Paramount+. How did this movie become connected to the Paranormal Activity universe? How many red flags would you ignore to be reunited with your biological relatives? Another Scared Smithless PSA: If you find a deep, dark well hidden beneath a blood-stained trap door covered by a large alter surrounded by pagan drawings in a church that's not really a church built in the middle of a field surrounded by woods, don't willingly lower yourself into it by pulley. The guys are breaking Amish....tune in!

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In a special Halloween BONUS episode, the guys travel back to Haddonfield for more of the ret-conned night he came home. That's right, it's Halloween Kills! WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS!

What in the world is with PTSD Tommy Doyle organizing ineffective mob justice? What do Michael Myers and Frodo Baggins have in common? And does a Michael Myers musical really have legs? Tune in and find out!

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This week, Happy HALLOWAN month continues with Insidious. Join the guys as they travel into 'The Further' and discuss important topics, such as how this family could possibly live in such a large house on Patrick Wilson's teachers salary? Maybe he's tenured, if JT only knew what that meant. WWE Legend Sting in demon form fights Rose Byrne in this one. Yeah...tune in.

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This week, join the guys as they continue their month of Happy HalloWAN, traveling across the pond to talk about The Conjuring 2. Has there ever been a time when a Ouija board did something helpful? How does a 'Crooked Man' help fix a stutter? So a demon, disguised as a nun, disguised as an old man, is trying to accomplish what, exactly?? Tune in and find out!

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Wee're Baaaaack...and better than ever! Season 2 kicks off our month of Happy HalloWAN, with movies from master director of horror, James Wan. This week, join the guys on a trip into The Conjuring universe with the one that started them all. This should go without saying, but if an inhuman entity asks to be invited into your home via what might be the creepiest doll to ever grace the silver screen, the answer should almost certainly be no. How many pizzas does it take to feed a family of 7? Is hide and clap just Marco Polo for kids whose parents can't afford a pool? And how did Cloris Leachman get up THERE?? Tune in and find out!

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