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  • The Others

    This week, the guys close out haunted house horror month with 2001's The Others. Kids with a lethal allergy to light, a mother constantly on the brink of a psychotic breakdown, and a war-torn father in serious need of some psychiatric help. What more could you ask for? When one door closes, another door opens. Or at least it better, lest you face the wrath of an unstable, still married to Tom Cruise Nicole Kidman. Tune in!


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    57 min
  • The Innocents

    On this week's episode, the guys' foray into haunted house horrors continues with 1961's The Innocents. Deborah Kerr's turn at nanny is basically Mary Poppins on a bad acid trip. And Dick Van Dyke is not around to help. Is there an old, victorian house in existence without a terrifying history of death and despair? Children quietly smiling and not speaking has officially taken up permanent residence in 'red flag' territory. And if the person whose job you are taking was killed in the line of duty, shouldn't you have some questions? Tune in and find out!


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    1 hr 3 min
  • The Changeling

    This week, we kick off our month of haunted house horror with 1980's The Changeling. Join the guys as they debate the ethical dilemma associated with murder, how to take out a life insurance policy against a loved one whose time may be coming up, and how to get out of a lease on a property with a haunted past that was not disclosed. It's a mystery wrapped up in an enigma. Tune in!


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    1 hr 19 min
  • The Blob (1958)

    This week, the guys dive into to a Steve McQueen classic that was made to be seen at the drive-in. What is protocol when coming across a meteorite possibly containing an amorphic, acidic, alien from outer space? Not sure, but poking it with a stick is not the best option. Harder to get off your person than gorilla glue, it's The Blob! Plenty of stupid character decisions and pointless filler to fill a run time, this one is 1950s horror at its finest! If nothing else, the theme song, "Beware of the Blob", made an appearance on the Billboard Charts. Seriously, we are not joking. Tune in!


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    50 min
  • Leprechaun

    Happy St. Patty's Day! Join the guys as they celebrate the holiday with a sociopathic leprechaun on a murderous rampage to retrieve his gold! What is the fundamental difference between a leprechaun and an elf? How many shotgun blasts does it take to bring down a 3 foot man? How did this movie not ruin Jennifer Aniston's career before it got started? Tune in and find out!


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    56 min
  • The Fly (1986)

    In this episode, the guys break down this 1986 David Cronenberg gag-inducer. Of all the things to unintentionally splice your DNA with, this one has got to be near the bottom of the list. Add teleportation to the list of things the 1980's screwed up for everyone. Probably not ready for human testing if you're barely past the inside-out primate phase, but hey...movies gotta movie! Make sure you don't eat during this one, or at least liquify your food with a regurgitated acid enzyme first. Tune in!


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    1 hr 9 min
  • Child's Play (1988)

    What do you get when you cross The Exorcist with Toy Story? This week, the guys get philosophical about a variety of topics, including Cabbage Patch possession, voodoo, and the moral ambiguity of toy murder. It's Chuckie, and he wants to play!


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    1 hr 10 min
  • Christine

    In this week's episode, love is in the air. The guys celebrate Valentine's Day with the 1983 Stephen King adaptation, Christine. It's a romantic tale about a teenage boy and his car. Why are all of King's bullies murderous psychopaths? He must have had quite the childhood. Is it really that hard too evade a car? Will the immortal Ted from Friday the 13th part 2 finally meet his demise? Buckle up, tune in, and find out!


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    1 hr 8 min
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    5 min
  • The Wicker Man (2006)

    In this episode, the guys revisit the titular wicker man for the 2006 remake of the cult classic. Surely, this one will be better than the original. Spoiler alert...it isn't. What we do get, however, is Nicolas Cage at his unmedicated, unstable finest, screaming about bees and knocking women out cold (more than once). Who in their right mind thought this convoluted mess needed a reimagining? Is there really such a thing as bee epinephrine? And what in the name of all that is holy is in that freaking bag?! Tune in and find out!


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    1 hr 8 min

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Scared Smithless is a horror movie review podcast, with a comedic twist. Join the Smith brothers as they break down, spoil, criticize, admire, and laugh at films from the most polarizing genre in…