Scarers Anonymous

Scarers Anonymous

By Andy Moore aka Uncle VarnerComedyTV & FilmArtsPerforming Arts
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Scarers Anonymous episodes

  • Season 2: Episode 8: "A Very Strange Group of People" with 10 Scare Actors

    On this very differently formatted episode, join Andy and his 9 guests (Sarah Daugherty, David Campbell, Niki P, Eric Howerter, Darian Dierberger, Brock Ambroz, Erik Salinas, Mike Patestas and John Healy) as we have a completely unscripted free-for-all discussion where we talk about our time scaring together at the farm. Some specific topics include:
    -Meat toboggans
    -Mike's incorrect usage of the term "gangbang"
    -Injuries we've had while scaring
    -Funny customer stories
    -Annoying customer stories
    -The time we went to Ramos Pizza after work and two of our guys stayed in costume and scared people who were just trying to eat their pizza in peace
    ...and many more.


    1 hr 50 min
  • Season 2: Episode 7: "He's More Cyborg Than You Are" with Shaun Brookhyser

    On this episode, my guest is Shaun Brookhyser who is a former Knott's Scary Farm monster and long time friend of Andy's. Also joining us is Mike Pero. On this episode, we discuss scaring and other topics such as:
    -Why we hated Shaun at first
    -Drunk Shaun stories
    -The last time Shaun was on a podcast
    -Roller coaster nerds
    -Our former obsession with dumpsters
    -The time Shaun cut a mullet for the grand opening of a new roller coaster
    -Gay zombies
    -A really disgusting fake video game
    -Shaun's ideal funeral
    -Really old chicken wings
    -Why Andy is to blame for the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad accident
    ...and many more!

    1 hr 50 min
  • Season 2: Episode 6: "Our Most Family Friendly Episode Yet" with Josh Schaefer, co-owner of Roca Berry Farm

    Josh Schaefer, one of the co-owners of Roca Berry Farm joins me on this episode. Also joining us are Mike Patestas and Eric Howerter, who also work at the farm. We talk about the 40+ year history of Roca Berry Farm as well as some behind the scenes things you may have always wondered. We also talk about other topics such as:
    -When Josh hiked to Mount Everest Base Camp in the middle of winter
    -Some upcoming changes coming to Roca Scary Farm
    -What their Lost and Found bin looks like at the end of the season
    -What Burger King looks like in India
    -Mike's totally legitimate theory as to why he believes the cure to diabetes is out there
    -How we would each spend $100 million dollars
    And many more...

    1 hr 3 min
  • Season 2: Episode 4: "Now It's My Turn" with Andy Moore aka Uncle Varner

    On this episode, Paul Bilson slaps the microphone out of Andy's hand and takes over as host so he can interview the normal host of the show, Andy Moore. Also joining us is Andy's wife, Caitlin, his son John, and his two brothers Kevin and Jeffrey. Listen to us discuss topics such as:
    -Why Andy hates recycling
    -What irrational fears Andy has
    -Why Paul likes to keep his shoes on when he takes off his pants
    -How being traumatized as a kid (slight exaggeration) led to Andy's "career" as a scare actor
    -What it's like to be a "Haunt Widow", by Andy's wife
    -Why scare acting is the perfect job for an introvert
    And many more...

    1 hr 53 min
  • Season 2: Episode 3: "4 Moores and a Bilson" with Kevin, Jeffrey and Ryan Moore and Paul Bilson

    DISCLAIMER: Don't listen to this episode. I literally considered never publishing this because it's so stupid. It's full of nonsense, inside jokes, drunkenness and all kinds of other stupidity that nobody should listen to. If you do decide to listen, prepare to lose brain cells. You've been warned...

    On this episode, my guests are my two brothers Kevin and Jeffrey Moore, my cousin Ryan Moore and my friend Paul Bilson. This was recorded late at night after the final night of Midsummer Scream 2019. Some of us were drunk, most of us were stupid, and all of us were tired. Some of the topics we discuss are:
    -Midsummer Scream
    -Knott's Scary Farm
    -Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
    -Roca Scary Farm
    -The time Jeffrey scooped our dad on Christmas morning
    -The scary cyclops lady that lived behind our childhood house
    -The time Andy grew a mullet so he could take glamour shots at Walmart
    -The time Ryan left his dad a voicemail saying he got into a car accident and died
    -The time Paul and Andy almost got Ryan arrested
    -Why the midwest states suck
    -We time travel, but Paul gets left behind
    -The best maze in Knott's history
    -We drink some whiskey from Costco
    -Andy takes off his shirt
    -Why Ryan stopped driving around with a machete in his car
    -The time Ryan and Andy dressed up in full pirate costumes and went to a BBQ restaurant
    -A little bit of scaring discussion
    ...and so many other stupid topics

    2 hr 51 min
  • Season 2: Episode 2: Voice Actor Kevin Horton

    Professional voice actor Kevin Horton joins us on this episode along with Jeffrey Moore. Kevin has done voice work for many haunted attractions as well as Midsummer Scream, Darkest Radio and Eddsworld The Movie. Some of the topics we discuss on this episode are:

    -Some of the voice work Kevin has done at Knott's Scary Farm and Roca Scary Farm
    -Midsummer Scream VS Transworld's Halloween & Attractions Show
    -Kevin's gig as the main announcer in the Grand Ballroom at Midsummer Scream
    -Horror movies that we're afraid of
    -The humane side of us "scary haunted attraction weirdos"
    -The time Kevin said the F Word and kind of liked it
    -Kevin explains what a payphone was
    -The time Andy scared Kevin at Knott's Scary Farm 15 years ago
    -Kevin's Voice Arts Awards nomination
    -The time Kevin got over his fear of Linda Blair
    -The time Kevin asked a monster to scare his friend
    -The time Kevin talked to Jack Wagner at Disneyland
    -The time Andy probably pissed off a lot of Haunt monsters at Knott's
    And many more...

    1 hr 21 min
  • Season 2: Episode 1: Matthew "Milk" Lindblad

    "Milk" spent 10 seasons as a monster at Knott's Scary Farm and worked in a variety of mazes as well as spent a few years on the streets of Boardwalk and Ghost Town. He also currently works for Knott's Scary Farm in their Haunt video department. Listen to us discuss many topics such as:
    -The best scare experience he's ever had
    -The many times he almost got fired at Knott's Scary Farm
    -That other time...
    -His obsession with wheelchairs
    -How he got nicknamed "Milk"
    -The feeling of being a monster at Haunt during "Rope Drop"
    -The worst scare experience he's ever had
    -His time working for Disney
    -And many others

    Also joined by Jeffrey Moore and hosted by Andy Moore

    1 hr 32 min
  • Episode 5: "We Recorded This In a Barn" with Sarah Daugherty, Brock Ambroz and Darian Dierberger

    This episode was recorded on location at Roca Berry Farm in their incredible Pioneer Event Barn. My guests are all Roca Scary Farm veterans: Sarah Daugherty, Brock Ambroz and Darian Dierberger. On this episode we talk about many topics including:
    -Scaring people with live snakes
    -Injuries we've sustained while scaring
    -The times we've made grown men cry
    -Stupid things we've been dared to do
    -How amazing Transworld (aka Halloween and Attractions Show) is
    -Crazy security stories from the farm
    -The time Brock microwaved a dead dove and ate it
    -Ideas to create a home haunt on a low budget
    -Weird food combinations
    -The time Darian ate wet cat food
    ...and many more.
    This is the season finale of Season 1 of Scarers Anonymous. We'll be back in a few months with more brand new episodes!
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    58 min
  • Episode 4 (Part 3 of 3): "Mike is Weave Thief" with Mike Pero

    This is Part 3 of 3 of Episode 4 with Mike Pero. We are also joined by Jeffrey Moore and Paul Bilson. We continue talking about Mike's time working at Knott's Scary Farm and also many other topics such as:
    -The cutting of butts
    -Making fun of people while scaring
    -The time Mike complimented Alex's butt
    -Andy's love for insulting people by calling them "Bieber"
    -The time Mike stole someone's weave
    -The Luke Skywalker Twins
    -The time a guest tried to kidnap a little person
    -Sliding
    -A terrible pervy video game from the 90's
    -The time Mike's dad was thinkin' about getting passes
    -The time Mike's uncle jumped out of the Skyway at Disneyland
    -Michael Jackson and the Elephant Man's bones
    -The bus accident story
    ...and many more!

    59 min

About Scarers Anonymous

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I've been a Scare Actor since 2002. Once the mask comes off, I'm a pretty average guy who doesn't fit the stereotype of somebody who enjoys splattering fake blood all over myself and giving people…