Geronimo sits upon a Texan ivory tower far up above the laws of his countrymen. Talk of things that would have been current a month ago. There’s a low whirring at some point that just kinda happens for a while. It’s like the third season of Twin Peaks.

Three people awaken from their two year cryo sleep so that one may experience resurfaced memories of the strongest gamer bro in the multiverse while the other two resume discussing One Piece.

Music by Joshua.

Corbin’s talent as a programmer is under appreciated. Joshua is light-headed. Geronimo loses his shit for some reason over talking about which Sonic characters he finds “hot” after recounting childhood trauma.
Mu

WARNING: Elden Ring bashing and like 30 straight minutes of Batman talk.
Josh caught the suds and Corbin does an Elden Ring postmortem where we nitpick it to hell. After, Geronimo tastes the stars and it kinda tastes like cherry and we spend entirely too long talking about new and old Batman films.
Music by Joshua.

oh god fuck we recorded this before the actual stuff with Ukraine started happening please don’t get mad we aren’t like the dumb shits on Twitter trying to make light of everything uhhgh fuck shit

wouldn’t it be fucked up if Geronimo went out and had a little day out on the town
wouldn’t it be fucked up if we had better relationships with our dads
wouldn’t it be fucked up if copyright laws didn’t hurt people
wouldn’t it be fucked up if ya girl neglected you for her books
gumby

It’s the fiftieth episode spectacular, two out of three people just fucking shill some fast food chains because the the other person is in the bathroom, a weird motif of conversations about bodily waste, I killed my mother on April 13, 2002, and I got away with it. They took pity on me because I was just a child, but I knew what I was doing. I work at a post office now and have a dog that hates me.

Hey, scatterheads, we’ve got a real pickle here. Corbin hasn’t stopped playing Dark Souls 3 since the last episode, and he’s on his fifth playthrough. He stopped coming into work, and rent’s coming up at the end of the month. Any little bit helps, and we know he needs it! $CorbinEdwards

Music by Joshua.

Also don’t actually give us money – Geronimo

Corbin goes to a big dance performance during year two of a pandemic during a new mutation like a fucking idiot, but gets to learn about a Chinese cult. NFT’s are a cancer. Troy Baker is a shill. We played Guilty Gear together after this

Corbin really hates some guy from Better Call Saul, Joshua really likes Metroid Dread, nobody else has seen the new spiderman, and Geronimo continues to like Taylor Swift. It’s a Scattered Afterthoughts Christmas.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (I didn’t have time to find another Christmas song – Geronimo)