Schlock Tactics

Join us as we review the 2 worst films in the entire Halloween franchise, as voted for by you, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) and Halloween: Ressurrection (2002). We break down exactly how the iconic Michael myers ended up joining a druid cult and appearing on an internet reality tv show in preparation for the upcoming Halloween movie.

Which Haddonfield Heavyweight will come out on top?

Join us as we review 2 technophobic sci fi movies from the early 90s featuring the Lawnmower Man (1992) and Johnny Mnemonic (1995). Including casts bulging with Razzie nominated actors, laughable cgi and the dual overacting of both Pierce Brosnan and Keanu Reeves. We'll explain how exactly these films got technology so wrong as we delve into the extended cuts of both movies.

Which movie will achieve virtual immortality?

Join us as we review 2 of the summer's biggest shark movies. We'll tell you exactly how The Meg managed to take a huge bite out of the box office and how The Last Sharknado somehow manages to wrap up 6 of the most insane b movies in history. Giant prehistoric sharks, time travel, amorous cockneys and many, many versions of Tara Reid in our biggestepisode yet!

Which killer shark movie will come out as the apex predator?

Join us as we look back at some of the best loved summer camp horror movies of the 80s with the Sleepaway Camp trilogy. We'll compare Sleepaway Camp (1980), Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers (1988) and Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland (1989). A trilogy of Cheesy slasher movies spanning nearly a decade, various casting changes and all sorts of wildly inappropriate topics.

Which Sleepaway Camp will survive the summer?

Join us as we review 2 of the later entries in the long running franchise, Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) and Leprechaun in the Hood (2000). We'll explain exactly how the green machine wound up in outer space and smoking a joint with Ice T as we recap these bizarre sequels.

Which ludicrous Leprechaun movie will come out on top?

Join us as we look at 2 of the boldest attempts to adapt successful video games into live action movies with Super Mario Bros (1993) and Doom (2005). We'll reveal the behind the scenes animosity, wild casting rumours and just how exactly these films compare to their video game originals.

Will either of these films be declared a worthy video game adaptaion?

Join us as we review 2 of the most extreme and bizarre Kung Fumovies ever made. We'll try and unravel the derranged and disturbing plots involved and find out what on earth is going on.

Who will be crowned the best bad Hong Kong flick?

Join us as we review 2 early attempts to spin off characters from the DC universe. We get into the problems behind the scenes and figure out why these movies failed to achive the success of their more famous counterparts.

 

Who will come out on top in this battle of the spinoffs!

Join us as we revisit the infamous Basket Case trilogy with Basket Case (1982), Basket Case 2 (1990) and Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1991). We'll break down exactly how a no budget b movie about conjoined twins grew into one of the most bizarre trilogies of all time.

 

Which movies will stay in the basket, and which will be unleashed on the world?

Join us as we take a look at some of the early cinematic works of horror legend Clive Barker (Hellraiser, Candyman) in Underworld (1985) and Rawhead Rex (1986). We run down each movie and explain just why screenwriter Clive Barker wanted nothing to do with the final product.

 

Who will come out victorious in the battle of Barkers Blunders!