Soldiering on with worst idea ever, Large March, we’ve resorted to YouTube to bring you yet another trucker film! And this week, while we’re still “Dougless” we had some help from our special guest Christopher Boerger of the Master Debaters Improv Group! White Line Fever This flick is from 1975 and stars Jan-Micheal Vincent, of … Continue reading Treatment 69 – White Line Fever →

It’s our second ever Dougless podcast! NOOOOO! And, boy could we have used him on this episode to bring some joy to an otherwise joyless movie. We continue our series of truck-drivin’ films in a little something we call “Large March.” Flatbed Annie & Sweetie Pie: Lady Truckers This is a boring, lifeless made-for-TV movie … Continue reading Treatment 68 – Flatbed Annie & Sweetie Pie →

Breaker 1-9, we got a bad movie comin’ in on yer back door! Prepare to put the hammer down! Or something. This week finds us starting off our “large March” truck-movie extravaganza! Tell ’em “Large March” sent ya! (Get it?) Convoy Yes, the first movie in our truckin’ series is based on a hit song, … Continue reading Treatment 67 – Convoy →

This episode finds us blasting back into the seventies, and facing up to some social commentary. But, don’t worry, we temper that with plenty of bad jokes, boobs, and (of course) arguments between the schlock-docs! Death Race 2000 Yes, it’s the cult classic from 1975, not the pale imitation from 2008. David Carradine manages to … Continue reading Treatment 66 – Death Race 2000 →

Do you feel it? Do you feel the beat? Is it moving through you? Does it make you want to move your feet? Well, we do…boy do we feel the beat. Man…can barely keep from dancing, what with that beat. Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo Yes, it’s probably the single most famous sequel (at least for … Continue reading Treatment 65 – Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo →

Oof! We are a titch late with this week’s episode. We’ve had nothing but problems. First, we’re in the process of changing hosts, so we hope this will mean faster load times in the future. That took some time for the switch to propagate. Second, we had a bit of a screw-up in the microphone … Continue reading Treatment 64 – Congo →

The great Sho Kosugi and the wondrous Franco Nero make their triumphant returns to Schlock Treatment in this episode! It’s a movie that we’ve been wanting to cover since the inception of the show! Enter the Ninja Yep, it’s another cheesy ninja film, and it’s every bit as awful as the other Sho Kosugi films … Continue reading Treatment 63 – Enter the Ninja →

Everything you fondly recall about your childhood is a lie. The truth is, when you were a tiny little tyke, you had some really shitty taste. This week, we decided to revisit a childhood favorite in the form of a Filmation animated feature/first five episodes of a new series. He-Man She-Ra: The Secret of the … Continue reading Treatment 62 – He-Man She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword →

Okay, very often we cover films, and we expect that people aren’t actually going to watch it. They’ve probably seen it, or maybe they’ll just get the gist of it from our conversation. Well, if there’s any movie that you actually try to seek out, let this be it! The Vineyard James Hong is definitely … Continue reading Treatment 61 – The Vineyard →

On this occasion, we were forced into the mouth of madness. We had planned, at the request of a listener, to cover Star Slammer. We were looking forward to a simple, sci-fi women’s prison movie. Oh, how blissfully ignorant we were!! Cruel fate had other plans for us. Due to a Netflix error, we couldn’t … Continue reading Treatment 60 – Troll 2 →