Once in a while, we run across a truly schlocky film. This is one of those whiles. This week’s movie finds Kirk missing in action, but Matt makes a comeback. And he picked a good movie to make a comeback for! Starcrash This is a Barbarella and Star Wars mash-up from an Italian studio. So … Continue reading Treatment 89 – Starcrash →

It’s episode number 88, and we’re celebrating with one of our goofiest episodes yet! For some strange reason, the guys (minus Matt) have a hankering for karaoke, and partake in some very silly banter. It could be influenced by the fact that this week’s movie is a very serious treatment of one of the silliest … Continue reading Treatment 88 – Red Dawn →

This week, we celebrate our liberation from the Billy Zane theme by having a special guest join us! Yes, it’s raconteur, critic, and quipster extraordinaire, Mark Prindle! He joins our pathetic podcast (for reasons that are entirely unfathomable) to discuss his film of choice! FROGS! Yep, it’s another killer animal movie from the seventies. The … Continue reading Treatment 87 – Frogs →

Hey, kids! It’s the last of the Billy Zane films!! Pretty soon you will be fully cured, and discharged from the in-ZANE JULY-lum!!! Hooray! Well, it’s also possible you’ll be a spent, drooling, quivering mess that can no longer function in normal, polite society. So, there’s that. But we tried to go easy on you. … Continue reading Treatment 86 – Murder, She Wrote: AVGYFM →

Too bad for you that the full-length version of Critters that was on YouTube got yanked by NBC/Universal, because that means we covered this movie instead. Ugh… Posse Yep Billy Zane is back, this time as a pirate-faced cowboy chasin’ after gold stolen by a bunch of black soldiers (and Stephen Baldwin). The film is … Continue reading Treatment 85 – Posse →

InZANE JULYlum continues, with more Billy Zane! This time we actually liked his performance, as he chews the scenery all over this campy Tales from the Crypt feature film entry. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight I don’t know if it was the fig newtons, or if it was the awfulness of last week’s movie, … Continue reading Treatment 84 – Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight →

Welcome to the InZANE JULYlum! As a celebration of insanity, we decided to cover a string of suitably awful films featuring Billy Zane! Of course, we have plenty to choose from. We decided to pass on Titanic, because…well…honestly, it’s because none of us wanted to watch it again. But don’t worry, we have another period … Continue reading Treatment 83 – The Phantom →

When we saw this movie was streaming, we rushed across the country to pick it up from military school so that we could try to rebuild our relationship with it after being separated from it for a very long time. We even brushed our teeth! Over the Top Yep, Sly Stallone is back! And he’s … Continue reading Treatment 82 – Over the Top →

After some unexpected down-time, the podcast is back to a shaky start! We had some difficulties the last two weeks, but we’re finally getting to the movie we announced so long ago! And we only manage to be awful some of the time, so it’s quite an amazing comeback! The Quest It’s our first Jean-Claude … Continue reading Treatment 81 – The Quest →

Don’t worry, gentle listener, your wait is finally over! Yes, our own Matt Ringler makes his triumphant return to the podcast, in this episode. And, of course, we hit the ground running falling right back into our old bickering and fighting ways! Actually, once we get to the movie, this one gets pretty entertaining. More … Continue reading Treatment 80 – Surviving the Game →