Schlocktober comes slamming to an amazing close, with the movie that you, the listener, picked over all others!! Yes, you voted for it! So, if you’re thinking of holding us responsible, don’t even try it. You wanted this horrendous pile of shit, and you got it. You got exactly what you deserved, you little creeps! … Continue reading Treatment 99 – Creepshow 2 →

Schlock marches on, as Schlocktober oozes through our very veins! You know how we keep talking about all the awful sweets and candies that we’re eating? Well, this movie actually puts us in our place, and we decide to forgo the sweets for a week! The Stuff Hey, it’s another satirical film! I mean, this … Continue reading Treatment 98 – The Stuff →

Week two of Schlocktober doesn’t quite pounce on you. Nah, week two is more like you drove nearby, and the road signs were misleading, and even though you really, really, really, didn’t want to go there, it seems like every turn you took just resulted in you heading right smack-dab into the middle of it. … Continue reading Treatment 97 – Children of the Corn →

It has begun! Yes, it’s Schlocktober, and we’re celebrating by bringing you four weeks in a row of schlock horror! You voted, and we listened, and now we bring you choice number 4 from our poll! C.H.U.D. Yes, it’s perhaps one of the most famous monster movie titles of all time, and yet most people … Continue reading Treatment 96 – C.H.U.D. →

Hey, man! Like some of you cats have been fast and loose with the system! You may think you got the brains, but you got nothin. You’re nothing but a bunch of oldsters trying to figure out which way to face your wheelchairs!! Well, don’t sweat it, baby! We’re gonna fix it so you’re in … Continue reading Treatment 95 – Wild in the Streets →

After covering The Highlander, a film we all rather like, some time ago, it seemed only fair that a bad movie podcast should at some point cover its awful sequel. I mean, that’s what we do, right? Well…finally it becomes available on streaming, even if it’s only the “renegade edition,” and we can cover it … Continue reading Treatment 94 – Highlander II: The Quickening →

The obvious questions is: can a bad film be saved by the fact that the lead actress is completely nude in nearly every scene? No film is quite as qualified to answer that question as this one. Lifeforce The answer, of course, was a resounding “maybe!” Mathilda May‘s ample assets certainly doesn’t subtract from the … Continue reading Treatment 93 – Lifeforce →

Matt once again bows out for an episode that features what might be the weirdest, goriest, and just plain strangest films we’ve ever covered. But wait, you say, I thought you were going to put off covering horror films until Schlocktober! No, we didn’t break our promise, it turns out one of the goriest films … Continue reading Treatment 92 – Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky →

This week we feature the 4th in an infamous series of awful movies. No, we’re not talking about Adam Sandler‘s 4th movie, we’re talking Dudikoff! And talking about Dudikoff mean’s we’re talking about ninjas! American Ninja 4: The Annihilation Yup, Dudikoff is back, and this time he joins the guy who was in American Ninja … Continue reading Treatment 91 – American Ninja 4: The Annihilation →

Coming off our high from Starcrash, we dive straight into another 70s schlock title. Only, this time, we (star)crash and burn! We should have known better, what with this being a Corman picture, but we figured that if it had Carradine, it might reach Death Race 2000‘s exalted levels! Nope. Deathsport Nomads, mutants, and swords … Continue reading Treatment 90 – Deathsport →