Podcast favorites Ernie Hudson and Meg Foster make their triumphant returns on this week’s episode. Matt also makes his triumphant return to attempting to be musical and failing! For other attempts, see The After Movie Diner. Anyhoo, we dive back into the horror genre this week, and pay the price for our arrogance by having … Continue reading Treatment 109 – Leviathan →

I know that it’s hard to believe, but we somehow managed to go the entire life of our show without ever covering a Chuck Norris movie. Seriously! In a show about bad movies, we never once touched a Norris film!! Amazing, right? Okay, so we briefly talked about his brother during lesser siblings month, but … Continue reading Treatment 108 – The Octagon →

You know how in those old pictures it always showed the old year as an old man with a really long beard (Langer Dikbeerd), and then it would show the new year as a little baby in a diaper? Yeah, well here’s your Happy New Year baby… The Garbage Pail Kids Movie First, we should … Continue reading Treatment 107 – The Garbage Pail Kids Movie →

Hey everybody! It’s that time of year, time for champagne and resolutions, and our annual year-end wrap-up awards show!   The Schlockies!   This is the show where we go through all of our movies for the year, and each of us picks their favorites for the following categories: Best Schlock Worst Crapfest Best Performance … Continue reading Treatment 106 – The Schlockies →

And, we’re back with yet another Christmas offering! But don’t worry, it’s not a repeat of last time’s awful Power Rangers nightmare! This time we bring you the very best in Holiday Schlock, with another He-Man & She-Ra mashup! And while He-Man and She-Ra have top billing, the real star of this episode is our … Continue reading Treatment 105 – He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special →

Okay, so here it is, FINALLY! Yeah, yeah, it was slightly delayed. Get over it. Anyway, Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without some awful TV specials. So, we decided to dig up some of the ones available on Netflix. All we can do is say, “we’re sorry.” Well, everyone is sorry except Matt. Somehow he … Continue reading Treatment 104 – Power Rangers/Fat Albert Christmas Specials →

We continue the holiday themed films, this week, by heading to the wilds of Scandinavia! A shortage of Christmas schlock meant that we needed to take a chance and try something different. Did our gamble pay off? Did we stumble on a gem? Or did we get the curved end of the candy cane? Gotta … Continue reading Treatment 103 – Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale →

Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas and all that jazz! It’s that time of year, the time when we desperately try to find holiday-themed schlock, and find out that there isn’t much out there that fills the bad-but-still-entertaining category that schlock requires! We’re trying, and in this case failing. Jack Frost It’s all about a killer … Continue reading Treatment 102 – Jack Frost →

This week, we dive into our second hundred episodes by covering another great television gem! And what could be more schlocky than a guy who sort of works for the government, but sort of not, and goes around the world saving the day by jury-rigging his way through his adventures? Mac Gyver So, which episodes … Continue reading Treatment 101 – MacGyver →

It’s finally here! Sandy did her darnedest, and managed to delay us a week. We’ve fought power outages, flooding, gas shortages, and all pop-tart diets. But, now, finally we are back and bringing you a very special 100th Episode! Special in the sense that we’re covering a movie we already covered once. That’s special, right? … Continue reading Treatment 100!!! – She (revisited) →