We took a chance this week, and tried a cheesy looking arena flick from 1990. It turned out to not only be an awful film, and not only have a cast of nobody, but to also have some awful rape scenes in it! Hooray! Also…barf. Legion of Iron There is no legion, no iron, and … Continue reading Treatment 129 – Legion of Iron →

SHAKMAAAAAAAA!!!! This episode features Doug, Matt, Marc….. and Shakma! Sorry, we became so enamored with the announcer in the trailer for this film that it was almost an obsession. Seriously, this trailer oversells the film in some really awesome ways. And yet, we all couldn’t help but be drawn to the amazing SHAKMA! SHAKMAAAA!!! Yep, … Continue reading Treatment 128 – Shakma →

This week finds Kirk returning to the show, and all of us back to full form. And by “full form” we of course mean that we are making offensive jokes about whale abortions. Orca: The Killer Whale Yeah, this is a bit of a weird one. The film is well made, by Dyno Denelorits, so … Continue reading Treatment 127 – Orca: The Killer Whale →

Kirk is away being murdered by a stalker! So, of course we celebrate by talking serious turkey about an 80s action legend! Well, more like what producers thought would be an 80s action legend, but didn’t quite reach the dizzying heights they expected. Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins And the adventure also ends in this … Continue reading Treatment 126 – Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins →

Chris Walken is a legend unto himself, and yet we didn’t choose this film because he’s in it! I know, hard to believe right?! So then why did we choose this film? Well, because our special guest, Mr. James Greene Jr. wrote a book all about The Misfits, called This Music Leaves Stains! Still don’t … Continue reading Treatment 125 – The Prophecy II →

It’s back to the horror genre for us, and back to films that fail with a classic bit of cheese from Roger Corman, the king of b-movie crap! Carnosaur It’s the attack of the killer dinosaurs, and viruses, and chickens, and Clint Howard! This movie has something to hate for everyone! There are bad effects, … Continue reading Treatment 124 – Carnosaur →

Our experiment in comedy draws to a close, as we attack one of the more schlocky pieces of cinema picked by listeners for our April’s Fools month. Ghost Dad Bill Cosby makes his triumphant return to the show, with this weird tale about a single Dad who gets killed by a Satanic Cab driver and … Continue reading Treatment 123 – Ghost Dad →

Oh, man. Does our April’s Fools experiment trudge onward! Comedy, folks. It’s all Matt‘s fault. Anyway, this week we’re moving on to movie number three from our comedy film poll. This was another of the films tied for first place. I know, right? I was surprised too. Summer School Mark Harmon stars in all his … Continue reading Treatment 122 – Summer School →

The Secret of My Success was a no-go (thanks a heap, Netflix) so we went to the first runner up in our April’s Fools poll. Naturally, we were all happy to watch this one. The Golden Child Ah, Eddie Murphy, how we fondly recall the days when you were cool. Back before you resorted exclusively … Continue reading Treatment 121 – The Golden Child →

It’s finally here!! Hoorah! April’s Fools is upon us! And we kick this one off with the fourth movie of your choosing from the April’s Fools listener poll. We also kick it off with a special appearance by After Movie Diner host, raconteur, singer, and general Radio Flange Goblet weirdo Jon Cross!! D.C. Cab Off … Continue reading Treatment 120 – D.C. Cab →