Schlocktober has come and gone, and though we may look back in shame occasionally, we also look forward with newfound optimism to November and our newest theme: Thanks, but No Thanks!! Don’t worry though, that optimism is crushed (for some of us, anyway) right out of the gate! The American Astronaut This is a weird … Continue reading Treatment 149 – The American Astronaut →

All we can really and truly say, for this our final Schlocktober film is that you asked for it!!! Re-Animator Some would call it a modern classic. Some would say it’s a pillar of the horror community. Some would call it sheer genius. Still others, apparently, would not. Prepare yourself for some inane bickering of … Continue reading Treatment 148 – Re-Animator →

Schlocktober continues, and in fine horror film tradition we decide to split up! Yeah, Matt unexpectedly couldn’t make it for this week’s recording, but don’t worry, because we still manage to have a 20 minute mail segment. Except this time, we’re generally nice to the people who write in. Funny, that. The People Under the … Continue reading Treatment 147 – The People Under the Stairs →

It’s week two of Schlocktober, and as we work our way down the listener’s poll, we get closer and closer to giving you the listener exactly what you want the most. I mean, Re-Animator, you sick-o! Anyhoo, before we can get to the number one pick, we get to work through the other titles, and … Continue reading Treatment 146 – Dreamscape →

Hooray! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER!!! And, as is our tradition, we watch a slew of awful horror films that you, the listener, selected in our Schlocktober Poll! And who could possibly not be excited, happy, and looking forward to such a fun thing?!? Well, Matt, of course. But who besides Matt? Nobody! So without further ado, your … Continue reading Treatment 145 – Piranha ’78 →

And so-called “Simian-tember” ends with a wimper and not a bang. That wimper being a guy in an ape suit, stomping a bunch of cardboard models of Hong Kong. The Mighty Peking Man Yep, it’s a giant ape movie that came just one year after the King Kong flick we just covered a couple of … Continue reading Treatment 144 – The Mighty Peking Man →

So-called “simiantember” continues, with yet another “monkey” movie. Let’s face it, folks, we didn’t think this one through. We’re only on the 3rd of 4 monkey flicks, and we’re scraping bottom in a big way. To add to the pain, we were Doug-less this week. We apologize in advance. Project X This is a sappy … Continue reading Treatment 143 – Project X →

You know, once in a while you need a little break. And this break seems to have done us well, because we’re back with a vengeance in this latest episode! King Kong (’76) Yes, our “Simiantember” all-monkey/ape themed month continues with us wondering what the hell we were thinking! Of course, we couldn’t pay homage … Continue reading Treatment 142 – King Kong (’76) →

Hey, hey the gang’s all here! This week finds the whole Schlock Treatment gang together again! Reunited and it feels so good! But don’t worry, it all falls apart pretty quickly, with penis shaming, yelling about ” yes anding,” and  willful grossing out! The good news is that the movie is a cinematic classic (though … Continue reading Treatment 141 – Planet of the Apes (’68) →

We’re back, and Doug returns from his mini hiatus! Um…but Matt disappears into the void instead! It’s like some kind of weird curse! We cannot be whole again! Oh the horror! Oh the humanity! Oh….whatever. Street Fighter This week’s movie is a classic of bad cinema! In a genre where almost NO movies are good … Continue reading Treatment 140 – Street Fighter →